The Best Day at the State Fair of Texas is Grambling vs. Prairie View

Editor’s Note: Our nightlife columnist, Deb Doing Dallas, wrote about this year’s State Fair Classic, a longstanding Fair tradition at least as much about the pageantry and the marching bands in particular as it is about the actual football game played between Louisana’s Grambling State University and Texas’ Prairie View…

Steve Earle’s Top Seven Songs About Texas

As he nears 60 years of age, Steve Earle is a bearded musical buddha. He’s also most certainly one of the greatest living songwriters. His career hasn’t been as lengthy as that of Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen or Merle Haggard, but since he hit the scene in the mid-1980s with…

Bacon Can Lower Your Sperm Count: But Maybe That’s a Good Thing?

Bacon blew up the Internet again. A quick Google search for “bacon” and “infertility” will produce a whole slew of articles and blog posts pointing to the results of a fertility study that were recently presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine Conference in Boston. Researchers evaluated the eating…

There Goes the Neighborhood

Dear Mexican: My wife and I are looking to buy our first house. Being young(ish) and hip(ish), we’re looking into buying in Santa Ana. It’s amazing how much house and land you can get for $350K compared with the two-bedroom stacked cracker boxes in South O.C. My question is two-fold:…

In the New School Reform Debate, Old Words Fail Us

The school reform debate has a way of flipping the words liberal and conservative around like pinballs, but somewhere running deep beneath the surface is a new orientation that needs new words. North of the line are people united in the belief that children from the most brutal circumstances are…

Six Reasons I Won’t Dance At Your Wedding

If you’re anything like me, you’ve spent the last two months going to a lot of weddings, either alone or with your significant other. And although we typically don’t enjoy sitting in a church and staring at comb-overs, there are two things provided at weddings we can all agree on:…

When Will My Band Make It?

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

A Short Guide to Self-Awareness in Gig Photography

Kid Congo Powers was fantastic last night. He truly was. A full-blooded romp through a set that drew from his past as an ’80s pioneer of post-punk, as well as just some straight up punk, his was a stage presence far from the snarling beast you might have expected. Instead,…

The Ten Texas Bands That Most Deserve To Be Famous

For Every ZZ Top and Steve Miller our state produces, there are thousands of bands that either wallow in obscurity or just get by with endless, backbreaking tours and the hope of having enough cash to finance some studio time. Here are some acts that should have hit the big…

Ask a Mexican on Why Mexican Men Don’t Go Baja

Dear Mexican: A friend says she read that only 20 percent of Mexican men go down on their ladies. Can you “spread” some light on the subject? El Gabacho Guapo Dear Handsome Gabacho: Let me refer her to The International Encyclopedia of Sexuality, a set of studies on the world’s…

Stop Calling Yourself Old

flickr/adam_jonesAn actual old personDetroit rapper Danny Brown has a new album, called Old. Brown’s occasional boasts about receiving in-show fellatio aside, just about everyone who likes good rap music likes him, and this new work does not disappoint. But the title is really annoying…