A Love Letter to Gypsy Tea Room, Despite its Flaws

Editor: This year, we’re celebrating the 25th Dallas Observer Music Awards. Our coverage will include recollections from last quarter century of North Texas music. Here, our nightlife columnist remembers the Deep Ellum venue that won nearly every DOMA it was nominated for. Nostalgia is not my favorite color, but looking…

Dallas Drinks Less Than Any Other Big City in America, Poll Finds

A new Harris Interactive poll queried 2,000 adults in top U.S. markets and determined some facts about our local drinking habits that may be harder to swallow than a shot of rail gin. Residents in cities like Philadelphia, L.A., Washington, D.C, and others were asked about how often they consume…

Why Metal Machine Music is Lou Reed’s Greatest Album

If a tsunami of tasteless social media updates didn’t clue you in already, Lou Reed has died. He was a writer, a guitarist, a singer–a visionary. As the principal songwriter of pioneering ’60s act The Velvet Underground, he punched a whole in the veil separating rock music and art. As…

The Ten Best Horror Movie Soundtracks

Halloween should be filled with good, albeit strange, music. Horror film soundtracks provide the most suitable gateway to such enjoyment. From grotesque to gorgeous, these represent our ten favorite offerings (in reverse order). Enjoy…

Ted Cruz Admits He Hates Avocados, Is No Longer Fit to Serve Texas

Since his election, Texas Senator Ted Cruz has riled liberals and even irked fellow conservatives with a faux filibuster, his condescending tone with other lawmakers and his willingness to hold the country’s economy hostage to score cheap points with his base. But this week, Cruz crossed the uncrossable line, breaching…

Uber Scandal Exposes Some Very Ugly Traditions at Dallas City Hall

So, wait. We’re not over Uber yet. The city’s attempt to shut down the app-based ride service called Uber and an ensuing special outside investigation produced lots of fireworks this week but not necessarily the last word. We still need to see the big thing. The investigation produced no finding…

The Seven Norwegian Bands You Should Know (Other Than Ylvis)

The viral video hit “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say)” by Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis has exploded on Youtube, earning 151 million views as of October 23rd. The success of this Norwegian duo calls for an audit of Norwegian bands. Norwegian music is likely influenced by the country’s sparse…

Uber Is Upside Down When You Look at It Through the Eyes of John Barr

Everything looks different if you’re John Barr. The mayor has released his investigation of city officials who worked to help Yellow Cab of Dallas combat an incursion into the Dallas marketplace of Uber, an app-based car-ride system that operates outside taxicab laws. Brantley has reported all of that for you…

What’s the Right Way to Translate Day of the Dead?

Dear Mexican: I was surprised, on a trip to Mexico earlier this month, that I only ever found the holiday referred to as “Día de Muertos,” whereas in the States, I’ve only ever heard it referred to as “Día de los Muertos.” I’m really curious as to WHY there’s a…

Still JFK Crazy After All These Years

Apparently I have written more about the upcoming 50th anniversary observation of the Kennedy assassination than anybody else in town, or else I have written crazier stuff. One way or another I have become a top phone call for out-of-town journalists, filmmakers and other seekers of something to say about…

CrazySexyCool: The TLC Movie Is Pretty Silly, But I Loved it Anyway

Editor’s Note: Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball who recent exploits include Bun B’s Rapper Coloring and Activity Book. In his new column, he writes about his life and times. On Monday night I watched the movie about TLC, the most important all-girl rap group of all-time…

For Photojournalist Andrew Youssef, Life Was Music. Then Came Cancer

[Editor’s note: This article was orginally printed by our sister paper, OC Weekly, where Andrew Youssef is based. Youssef is the author of the Last Shot column that we have been running, which chronicles his struggle against cancer in his own words.] Sneakers squeaking on white tiles, Andrew Youssef roams…

How To Get People to Care About Your Band (Halloween Edition)

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

In the Matter of Uber as a Racist Plot, Maybe We Need a Bit of Context

Eric tells us this morning we have two southern Dallas clergymen, Stephen C. Nash, pastor of Mount Tabor Baptist Church, and Jerry C. Christian of Kirkwood CME Church, stepping from the pulpit to the street to denounce as racist plotters the company called Uber, which provides an app-based car-ride service…