The City of Hate Is Now the City of Bullies

One way or another, the Robert Groden situation in Dealey Plaza will fester and erupt again in months ahead. You know who I mean. Groden is the Kennedy assassination expert who sells books and videos there on weekends. The city has been trying to get rid of him forever. Funny…

John Wiley Price’s Meeting with U.S. Attorneys Postponed

The big show-and-tell meeting between the U.S. Attorney’s Office and Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price, scheduled for today, has been postponed, according to reliable sources. We have a call in to Price’s attorney, Billy Ravkind, for word on why. Ravkind had predicted previously that the feds would show Price…

Hey Suburbs, We Thought You Thought Gated Communities Were Cool

Culture is the most confusing thing. In today’s Dallas Morning News, a state representative from a northern suburb is quoted objecting to a proposal for tolled lanes on U.S. Highway 75, the main road north from the city, saying, “We’ll basically be a gated community.” Wait. I thought that was…

Do Not Let Kim Kardashian Dress Your Infant.

When I heard that Kim Kardashian had a new baby collection coming out, I assumed it was a formal announcement that she was about to birth multiples. As it turns out, she is not going to birth a collection of babies, but has in actuality created a line of baby…

How to Read the News and Not Pass Out

Always fun for me to read The Dallas Morning News on Sunday, or, as I call it, Pravda Day. That’s when the big think-pieces come out in the special “Pointy Section” of the paper … oh, ‘scuse me, it’s really called the “Points Section,” but you get my point. It’s…

The 10 Biggest Douchebags in Country Music

Courtesy of the label Mainstream country music gets an unfair rap as being universally over-polished and formulaic, a notion that artists like Kacey Musgraves and Eric Church obliterate every time they strap on their guitars. But there’s a granule of truth to the stereotype, and a particularly damaging sub-genre — known as “bro-country” — is…

Eff You, Lice, and the Little Lice Horse You Rode In On

Dearest Lice, Fuck you very much. Fuck you for jumping onto some kid’s head, and then onto my kid’s head. Fuck you additionally and this time more aggressively and angrily for then jumping onto my head. I will end you. I know that you were sent to earth to remind…

When will Mexicans Learn to Speak ‘Murican?

Dear Mexican: Why do some Mexicans expect us to learn Spanish instead of them learning English?  (NOTE: I did say SOME, not most or all!)  I’m offended whenever I am ASSAULTED by listening to anything in Spanish on phone menus or see it on forms that I have to fill…

The Top 9 Rock Bands Who Went Soft

It’s a tradition as old as pop music itself: A band discovers how much money can be made by crossing over to the pop market and starts crafting softer music accordingly. It has happened to the best of bands. Most of the time, but not always, this occurs when a…

This Just In: Morning News Sucks Up to Mayor!

Scott Goldstein, who’s still new at covering City Hall for The Dallas Morning News, had a piece in the paper a week ago that expressed the longstanding Morning News strategy for new beat reporters, which is pretty much the opposite of the strategy at places where I have worked. He…

Pakpao Has Lost its Way

If you haven’t been in a while, there have been a lot of changes at the Design District Thai restaurant Pakpao. Owners Richard and Tiffanee Ellman first got attention when they asked chef Eddie Thretipthuangsin to leave late last year. They said they wanted to make Pakpao a “national brand,”…

6 Punk Bands We Need to Stop Talking About

We really, really don’t need to discuss Social Distortion. Really.I have an embarrassing tendency to bait people into conversations where I just talk about cool things I am doing. Surprise, right? While it likely stems from being bored with hearing of the mundane achievements of others (babies, crappy jobs, cars),…