Steely Dan’s Best Songs About Gambling

That most notoriously unsentimental of bands, Steely Dan, are coming back to North Texas. (Well, the North Texas area. Kind of.) Comprised essentially of two men, singer Donald Fagen and guitarist Walter Becker, the band has shuffled unapologetically through its band members over the years, drawing primarily on the likes…

8 Surprisingly Feminist Country Songs Written By Dudes

We all know that country music, by and large, isn’t the most progressive of musical genres. With loudmouth GOP musicians like Charlie Daniels and Hank Williams Jr., it’s easy to forget that country music isn’t all about trucks, America and hating President Obama. Believe it or not, there are surprisingly…

How to Negotiate with Record Labels

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

Clay Jenkins Is Clay-J, Our Soprano Sax from the Heart

At the risk of repeating myself, every time I see, hear or read Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins speaking about the immigrant kid issue, I’m struck by something dramatically new, almost shocking, in the way he frames the question. He starts from the heart. The heart. We don’t get much…

Erykah Badu’s Most Lovably Eccentric Moments

Dallas doesn’t get to call itself home to tons of living legends, but nowhere else in the world has the privilege of calling itself the home of Erykah Badu. As one of the most influential figures in modern R&B and one of the most interesting people alive, Badu is almost…

The 10 Worst Queen Songs

Although Queen has remained hugely popular worldwide for over four decades, the band’s albums have always proved rather spotty. As a matter of fact, it can be especially challenging to make it through any of Queen’s 14 studio efforts. For every great song (“You’re My Best Friend,” “39,” “Sheer Heart…

Suddenly, Dallas Says HUD Segregation Investigation Is a Blessing

For six years we have talked about an accusation that Dallas practiced deliberate racial segregation in redeveloping downtown. In the last six months we have talked about City Hall’s absolute defiance of that charge. So, imagine my surprise when assistant city manager Theresa O’Donnell told me the city is no…

The 10 Best Songs from Awful Musicians

Via Wiki CommonsStopped clocks are right twice a day. Geoffrey Arend is married to Christina Hendricks. Performance artists get federal funding. Canada is south of Detroit. People wear Google Glass and think they look awesome. Some things you just can’t explain, like how really shitty bands occasionally luck into recording…

A Review of Doritos Loaded, Which Aren’t Really Food

Doritos come in multiple forms and dimensions these days. There’s the two dimensional-like flat chip option, which have been Street Tacoed, nacho cheese explosioned, Tapatioed, and, more recently, contorted into the taco dimension. On the taco axis, Doritos is often filled with “beef” and sour cream and stuff. Now, 7-Eleven…

Choosing Between Your Band and a Serious Job

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

Bruce Dickinson Was Wrong About Punk Music

Bruce Dickinson rules. He’s the greatest singer for one of the greatest bands of all time, Iron Maiden. But recently, he unleashed some pretty charged words in an interview with The Guardian. In addition to dropping one of the most incredible quotations ever, “fame is the excrement of creativity,” he…

The Willie Nelson Duets We Would Love to See Happen

Seeing that the legendary Willie Nelson is performing at his annual 4th of July picnic this Friday, we at DC9 thought it time to do some wishful thinking about dear Willie. The guy has always loved doing duets. He’s performed songs with (among others) Snoop Dog, Steven Colbert, Julio Iglesias,…