Scarrots Are Real. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

Scarrots. Apparently, they’re not a joke. I heard of them recently and thought that my friend was just making up some cutesy word for carrots. But, Scarrots really exist. Turns out, “A Bunch of Carrot Farmers” (led by Bolthouse Farms) are trying to trick kids into eating carrots this Halloween…

Sam Houston was a Mexican. Yeah, that’s right, a Mexican!

Dear Mexican: I was a history major at the University of Arizona in Tucson, which I believe was part of the Gadsden Purchase, the last piece of old Mexico the U.S. “acquired.” That got me thinking: What was the citizenship status of all Mexicans/gringos who lived in parts of Mexico…

Whitt’s End: 10.22.10

[jump] *Best all-time band with a number in its name? Nine Inch Nails. *Toldja. When I wish failure on someone it works. Since I’ve transfered my evil powers of doom ‘n gloom onto A-Rod, he’s gone 3 for 17 in the ALCS with as many strikeouts as hits (3). Plus,…

Whitt’s End: 10.15.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *There’s probably some heart-over-head at work here, but I’m picking Rangers in 7. If Neftali Feliz doesn’t blow a save and if the Rangers can avoid letting the Yankees’ mystique force a…

Whitt’s End: 10.8.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *A sentence I thought I’d never live long enough to type: The American League Championship Series — Texas Rangers v. New York Yankees — starts one week from today at Rangers Ballpark…

What in the First World is Wrong with Mexico?

Dear Mexican: Mexico is truly an amazing, beautiful country! Huge oil reserves, mineral deposits second to none, tourist potential unparalleled! God gave Mexico every possible advantage. And yet the Mexicans, in all their wisdom and intellect, have turned it into a backwater, undeveloped narco-ruled Third World cesspool of corruption and…

Whitt’s End: 10.1.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Sobering number right outta the gate: Since July 1 the Texas Rangers are 42-40. Are we fooling ourselves thinking they’re an elite team that can actually win a playoff series against…