A Good (Educated, Latino) Man is Hard to Find.

Dear Mexican: I understand NYC isn’t your jurisdiction, but maybe you have some insight, or maybe this is also a problem for other smart and successful Latinas. My question is: Why is it so hard to find an educated Mexican—or hell—even a Latino man who isn’t a pretentious hijo de…

Whitt’s End: 9.24.10

​Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Times like these make me regret that I stopped referring to Wade Phillips as “Stumbledoofus.” After missing two crucial field goals in two weeks, David Buehler should be on a short…

What, finally, will keep Mexicans out? Mines?

Dear Mexican: What punishment could America give that would FINALLY make crossing America’s borders—repeatedly—unpalatable to Mexicans, when even Mexican natives admit that it is at least as harmful to Mexico as it is to America, and the “needless paperwork” in our immigration process is to TRY to filter out habitual…

Doing the Math After Today’s Tax Rate Vote

City of Dallas Facebook pageFrom yesterday’s Pavaho Pump Station groundbreaking, though feel free to write your own caption​Didn’t even get my print-edition column out the door this week before I got a major correction, and this one from a person who would know — city council member Angela Hunt. She…

Ernie and Elisa Santos, R.I.P.

I was supposed to meet Ernie Santos Saturday morning at Twin Peaks in McKinney. I’m digging into an Observer cover story on metroplex motorcycle clubs/gangs and he, being a member of the Dirty Bastards, invited me to a sort of meet ‘n greet with his crew. Seems one of their…

Whitt’s End: 9.17.10

*Of all the teams that lost in Week 1 of the NFL season, betcha there’s only one that spent the last couple days explaining and defending their organizational flow chart: Your Dallas Cowboys. *On one hand I believe the Dallas Police Department officers who clubbed and beat the runaway motorcyclist should…

Whitt’s End: 9.10.10

*If you’re Miles Austin are you more giddy about a six-year, $57 million contract or the fact that you get to look/touch/hit this on a regular basis? *Look, I’m as Muslim-skeptical as legally allowed, but I do see this as double-standardy: A couple dudes build a Mosque near Ground Zero…

If July 4th is Apple Day, What Do We Call September 16?

Dear Readers: ¡VIVA MÉXICO, CABRONES! Happy 200th cumpleaños to America’s favorite country, to the land of pretty señoritas and eternal economic crises, to the world’s greatest, drunkest bola de hijos de la chingada! Celebrate this 16th, drive safe, and guys: Remember to wear a helmet before going into battle with…

Before Labor Day, a Sign of the Times

A fellow citizen sent me this picture today after visiting the city of Dallas Department of Building Inspection at 320 East Jefferson Avenue in Oak Cliff. She reported that the sign had exactly the opposite of the intended effect on her…

Whitt’s End: 9.3.10

*I took one thing and one thing only out of Cowboys 27, Dolphins 25 Thursday night in Arlington: I trust David Buehler. In the preseason a lot of things sputtered offensively for Dallas, but 10 of 11 field goals – including 4 of 4 against Miami – is enough for…

Are You Ready For Some (Lingerie) Football?

I could tell you that the Dallas Desire kick off their Lingerie Football League season this Friday against the San Diego Seduction. I could enlighten you that the Desire are growing up, playing in the Cotton Bowl this season after spending last year on a quasi-field in the outfield of…

Are Mexican-American Border Patrol Agents Traitors?

Dear Mexican: I’m a naturalized citizen born in Ciudad Juarez but I work for la migra. I get a lot of shit from some of my family members because they feel I shouldn’t be doing this job. I always tell them that it’s better I got the job rather than…