What Do Mexicans Want With America Anyway?

Dear Mexican: I watched the brown pride marches of the early 1970s and heard the shouts of “La Raza” and how it was going to be different now that the “Chicano” had arrived. I remember when President Ronald Wilson Reagan gave amnesty to some 5 million illegal Mexican immigrants and…

Watching JFK’s Ghost Fade Away

Over the last three years as the 50th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination has drawn closer, Dealey Plaza where he was killed has been the setting for an ugly battle. On one side has been an eclectic army of conspiracy theorists insistent on their right to use the plaza as…

Help! Our Drummer Is an Egomaniac!

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

The Album Is Not Dying, Despite What You May Have Heard

“The album is dying in front of our very eyes,” Variety columnist and music business know-it-all Bob Lefsetz wrote recently based on weak LP sales, including Katy Perry’s Prism, which sold only about 220,000 copies in its first week. “If your plan is to increase your audience, spread the word…

White Rock Lake, Where Nature Can Merge With Fantasy

This last weekend was one of those times when you could take just about any city in the world and keep it if you left me White Rock Lake. The weather was gorgeous. The lake was perfect. Everybody was out there. Justin Terveen, photo laureate of Dallas, shot this from…

Six Musicians Who Rule Despite Their Music

Do you ever wonder about the positive qualities you may be overlooking in the artists you hate? Probably not. Who has time to dig through the details to find out who’s actually pretty cool, but an unfortunate victim of their own terrible art? Well, my friend, we do. That’s why…

The Advantages of Heavy Metal Yoga

It’s a Tuesday night, and I am sitting on a yoga mat in the back of a former grocery store in Pittsburgh, spreading my legs as far as they can go. I reflexively turn to see how the woman next to me is managing her dragonfly pose when I realize…

Ten Things That Piss Off Your Door Guy

Photo: Erik Hess[Editor’s note: The Door Guy dispenses advice for our sister blog Gimme Noise] The Door Guy. He’s seen and heard it all. Pukes puking. Bros fighting. Liars lying about the guest list to get by him. Drunks falling. Your “Turn up!” is his “Calm down!” Frankly, he hates…

Why Is Your Baby Crying? He’s Just Being a Dick, Probably.

Dave Buchwald/Wikimedia CommonsYeah, he’s just screwin’ with you.Is your infant crying? Of course it is. But the harder question to answer is “Why the hell is this baby crying?” If you’ve asked the Internet to help you, I’m sure you’re already at the emergency room. But if you’re looking for…

Matt and Justin Powers of Fringe Media on Pot Zombies and Local Punk

Matthew Powers (who plays with local punk outfit The Street Arabs) and his brother Justin run a DIY in Dallas called Fringe Media Events. They’re the ones, ahem, responsible for the locally filmed Troma movie Pot Zombies, its harrowing sequel and a new local punk fest they debuted last summer…

The Magic of Arena-Sized Pop Tours

Many listeners still can’t help but disregard certain artists based solely on the fact that they are commercially successful. This assumes that popularity and talent are mutually exclusive — pop music is the great enemy to art. To those who have doubts concerning the joy these artists can deliver, you…

One Direction’s “Story of My Life”: Why This Song Sucks

Editor’s Note: Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball whose recent exploits include Bun B’s Rapper Coloring and Activity Book. In his new column, he writes about his life and times. Song: One Direction’s “Story Of My Life” History: A long time ago there were barber shop quartets…