Is the Whole Concept of Rape Just Sort of Going Away?

What do you think? Should Dallas Judge of Criminal District Court #6 Jeanine Howard, now at least nationally famous if not internationally for her “You Ignorant Slut” ruling in a rape case, think about returning to private law practice? Or run for president? It’s so hard to know these days…

How to Be the Perfect Scarborough Fair Asshole

Confession: I have not only attended Scarborough Fair, but I have shown up in costume. Multiple times. Sober. Not on a dare. During college. With a choir group, and we totally sang period-appropriate tunes without being asked to and without being paid for it. Because we were nerd rebels. I…

What are the rules for day laborers?

Dear Mexican: Is there a pecking order at the places where day laborers wait to be hired? Are all those dudes Mexican or are some Central and South American, and if so who has priority? Also, after they make a bunch of loot, do they go back to Mexico and…

A Cease Fire at DISD

In recent weeks we have seen repeated serious indications that the bitterly divided camps on school reform may be getting a tad less bitter and a smidgeon more inclined to engage in semi-civilized conversation than whop each other in the head with 2-by-4s. A couple weeks ago when Dallas Superintendent…

Councilman Atkins, Quite Contrary, How Does Your District Grow?

Can’t let this pass without at least pointing out the irony. Last Sunday Dallas City Council member Tennell Atkins was all over The Dallas Morning News opinion pages with an essay on the importance of public incentives for private developers in under-served areas of the city. He wrote: “Evidence of…

Kids + Drugs = The Coachella Experience

Oakland resident Kimchi Truong was 24. She passed out on the Coachella grounds last weekend, likely due to an overdose. Her death, Thursday, was shocking. But what’s really shocking is that this kind of thing doesn’t happen more often.  This story is about very young people doing a shit-ton of drugs, but…

Mad Men Needs Less Staring, More Dying

I don’t like Mad Men. Maybe it’s because I used to be a copywriter in an ad agency. Hearing ad people love on Mad Men is grosser than watching your parents make out. “As an art director, I love the art direction.” “I really feel like Peggy and I are…

English Language Wins in the End

Dear Mexican: Our grandparents came from Mexico. The entire next generation spoke Spanish. However, what my cousins and I and most of our kids know of Spanish is what we learn in Spanish classes. It’s clear we lost our language treasure. What do you know of this loss on a…

White Rock and Belle Isle, a Tale of Two Cities

A family chore last night prevented me from attending a big community meeting about a proposed restaurant at White Rock Lake, but stories on Channel 8 and in the daily paper this morning gave the flavor. The community is looking at the idea of building a commercial restaurant on parkland…

Happy Easter! I Hate Peeps.

If you’ve never had a Peeps, know this: It’s like eating a tablespoon of sugar lovingly dusted atop a mouthful of your gramma’s cellulite. Pretty sure those are the two main ingredients, just behind yellow dye number gross. This is punishment candy. It’s the equivalent of getting a turd in…

Introducing Jeff Gage, the New Dallas Observer Music Editor

It’s a long way from here to Minneapolis. About 14 hours, in fact. I know because I made the trip myself last weekend, having packed everything I own into a U-Haul and hopping on Interstate 35, which I followed virtually from one end of the country to the other. When…

Why Aren’t Italians Called Latinos?

Dear Mexican: One thing I find a little antagonizing is the use of the term “Latino” as a synonym only for “Hispanic.” I’ve noticed that you tend to favor Hispanic quite a bit more than Latino; thank you. The Latins as a people, a culture, a language, a tribe, came…

Preschool Owns You, and There’s Nothing You Can Do

In preschool, they decide when school happens because they have you by the toddler balls. They don’t follow a regular school calendar, because fuck you, they do what they want, this isn’t real education yet. The “pre” in “preschool” does stand for “pretend,” after all. This isn’t to say that…