Why Do Some Bilingual Mexicans Deny Speaking English?

Dear Mexican: I’m a half-mexicana, half-gabacha working as an appointment scheduler in a medical office. I’m one of a handful of schedulers there who speak Spanish. I’ve noticed that often when a Spanish-speaking patient calls, gets a schedulers who doesn’t speak español and waits for someone to call them back…

Up a Nice Creek, With a Paddle

This, believe it or not, is an entire column about me paddling a canoe up White Rock Creek. Me up a creek with a paddle. That’s gonna be it. Well, wait. Of course I do see certain metaphysical significance. You don’t think I would just take off and devote a…

Are Kids in Paris, Texas, “Special?”

Certain amount of talk going around about the superintendent of schools in Paris, Texas, who shot off an angry public letter to parents attacking the validity of statewide student achievement tests. Apparently Paris ISD Superintendent Paul Jones has been getting viral attaboys from test-haters the world over after telling Paris…

Which Is More Racist, Texas or New Hampshire?

A small dagger pierced my heart when my wife told me our 27-year-old son’s reaction to the news story she had emailed him about the n-word-using police commissioner in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire. He emailed her back: “Wow. Way up there.” I took that to mean that our fifth-generation native-Texan son…

Forget Sriracha. What North Dallas Needs Is a Rendering Plant!

North Dallas state Representative Jason Villalba has been taking a certain amount of heat lately for courting the California hot-sauce-maker, Huy Fong Food Plants, trying to sell them on the idea of relocating to North Texas in order to escape local environmental complaints in the company’s hometown of Irwindale, California…

Morning News Editorial Writers Take Another Shot at the Working Poor

Today we have a lead editorial in The Dallas Morning News, our city’s sole and only daily newspaper, which starts off with a certain mistake that wounds my heart every time I see it. Again today they say, “There’s a troubled neighborhood along South Lamar where residential property has suffered…

Johnny Hallyday is the Biggest Pop Star You’ve Never Heard Of

By Thierry Peremarti A pop singer who has enjoyed a 50-year career and sold more than 100,000,000 records shouldn’t need an introduction. But Johnny Hallyday does. The French singer, who will close his 13-date North American tour with a nine-piece band at the House of Blues this Thursday, has never…

Last Window Closes on Any Good to Come of Home Rule Effort

If there was ever a window for the Dallas schools home rule initiative to reach some reasonable outcome, it may just have closed. Mark Melton, a lawyer and education activist, made a good faith effort last week to bring about a compromise people could live with, but people told him…

Tasting the Worst Taco in Dallas

All week at City of Ate, we celebrate the magic of the taco. Check back for more interviews, essays and maybe a list or two. Or maybe four? If you live in Dallas, you’ve likely shopped at a 7-Eleven, and if you’ve shopped at Dallas’ official convenience store, then you’ve…

Whatever You Do, Don’t Stop Paying Attention to the Fluoridation Debate

I have a column in the newspaper this week about drinking water fluoridation and a controversy that kicked up recently when three Dallas City Council members responded politely to an anti-fluoridation activist. Dallas Morning News columnist Jacquielynn Floyd was acerbic, choleric and apoplectic, invoking the Red Scare, Howdy Doody and…

In Dallas, an Anti-Fluoride Movement for Once Not Dismissed

During a recent city council meeting, Regina Imburgia, a 58-year-old homemaker and self-described anti-fluoridation activist, walked to the microphone to talk about why Dallas should stop putting fluoride in its drinking water. She had spoken to the council several times before, and also to the television reporters who cover City…

We Journalists Want You Taxpayers to Be More Generous

You maybe know by now that a some-kind-of-a-whatever-committee at City Hall has been kicking around the idea of giving the Dallas City Council a big pay raise, from $37,500 to $60,000 a year. Eric Nicholson here pointed out last month that council members would make more than rookie cops and…

Hip-Hop’s Illuminati Dropout Class of 2014.

It’s that time of year again: Graduations have party-blocked out every May weekend while springtime optimists flock to their favorite blogs to discover soon-to-be summer hits. You know, the kind of hits that stealthily attack radio and multiply like a pop virus. But what about your favorite hip-hop artists from…

Fuel City’s Tacos Are Not Good

All week at City of Ate, we celebrate the magic of the taco. Check back for more interviews, essays and maybe a list or two. Or maybe four? Three or so years ago, when I was driving in a rickety Penske truck with my life’s possessions toward Texas, I knew…