Penthouse, Meet Outhouse

We’re not sure what’s worse: getting traded to the 22-win Hawks or having to wear their godawful unis. A toss-up, seems like. One day you’re getting your finger sized for a championship ring; the next, you’re on a plane headed down the standings into the lottery. Anthony Johnson, traded from…

The Doom Patrol

John Carmack, fourth from left, and his crew at the Oklahoma Spaceport, with the craft called Pixel So, Virgin Records’ Richard Branson wants to create the world’s first private spaceline by 2009, costing folks some $200,000 for two hours in space. And Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is out in West…

Buy. Out. Buyout. (That’s an Electric Company Reference.)

So, that was quick: From “first reported on Friday evening” to settled by Sunday afternoon, TXU yesterday was taken private after Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Texas Pacific Group forked over $45 billion for the Dallas-based energy provider. And eight of the 11 coal-fired plants TXU wanted to build throughout the…

It’s Rainning Wilson, Hallelujah!

Dunno if you saw this Saturday night — and I did, a sad admission — but Saturday Night Live’s latest “Digital Short,” starring The Office’s Rainn Wilson as a business exec trying to slash the budget, had a local tie. Granted, it was a very tenuous and accidental local tie…

“This Is What God Told Me to Do to You”

Pastor Sherman Allen of Shiloh Institutional Church of God in Christ is accused of assaulting at least eight women. Eight women have now come forward alleging that Pastor Sherman Allen of Fort Worth beat them with a wooden paddle and, in several cases, sexually abused them, according to Stan Broome,…

When “Uh, Sorry, Man” Just Won’t Cut It

Craig Watkins is apologizing to folks exonerated by DNA evidence. He might be very, very busy… New Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins is making it a practice to shake hands with and apologize to those folks who have been exonerated through DNA tests — which has happened twice since…

That’s All She Rote

This ain’t no Craigslist (oh, how we wish), but after the jump, a British scribe writing a book about Manchester United has an intriguing request for help. And, amazingly, it concerns my favorite soccer team ever: the Dallas Tornado. (Side note: Former Manchester United goalkeeper, Alex Stepney, played for Dallas…

We Clearly Need New Distribution Boxes

Hey, can somebody go out and pick up that Observer box? That’d be swell. Thanks. Oh, wait. That picture’s from November. Well, that’s very breaking news. (This joke has an expiration date. Someone let me know when the News changes the photo on its home page? ‘Preciate that.) –Robert Wilonsky…

Messing About

We Americans are be ob-freaking-cessed with winning awards. There are the obvious accolades: Oscars, Heismans, Super Bowl trophies, Grammys. And then there are the less obvious ones that, amazingly enough, we strive for just the same. Like the “I have the grossest, messiest, most junked-up room in the history of…

I Want My DCTV!

Former county treasurer Lisa Hembry’s now in charge of local cable access TV. Party on. Pretty much every day since last Friday, The Harrell Group’s David Dunnigan has been on my ass — by which I mean, asking very nicely, actually — to post something about the changes at Dallas…

And Now, A Word About Deep Ellum From Our Mayor (No, Not That One)

Zac Crain has some thoughts about Deep Ellum. Any other mayoral candidates wanna play? Yesterday’s Deep Ellum posting (the 426th in a series, I believe) stirred quite the conversation concerning the fate of the neighborhood. Buried beneath the torrent of comments (56 and counting), a Friend of Unfair Park directed…

Miami Twice

Assorted notes, quotes and anecdotes from a Thursday night at American Airlines Center that ended in a Mavs blowout win over the Miami Heat, an effortless season sweep and this sobering thought: How the hell did we lose to that team in The Finals? Playing against a marquee opponent in…

The Lost Dallas Doc About…Carhops?

The crew at the first Pig Stand, built in 1921 on the highway between Dallas and Fort Worth During a little late-night GooTube browsing I stumbled across a documentary called Carhops, which was filmed here in the early 1970s. It was posted only yesterday by its maker, Don Pasquella. (Who,…

NPR Loves DA Fond of DNA

That National Public Radio story about Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins, which we mentioned Wednesday evening, ran this morning on Morning Edition. You can hear it here. Already a couple of Friends of Unfair Park have e-mailed with some unhappy comments (they’re not thrilled with the portrayal of Dallas…

Them Balls Gots Plenty o’ Juice

The Huffington Post’s Melinda Henneberger accompanied her old pal, The Mayor, to Austin yesterday for the TXU coal-plant permit hearings that weren’t, and she filed this report for the Web site. Henneberger, a former Dallas Morning News’er, also brings something new to the table, a quote not found in Dallas’…

Best Press Release Ever

Well, that probably oversells it and then some — shoulda read, “Most Obvious Press Release Ever” or something — but this just arrived in Unfair Park’s e-mail inbox: WHEN BAD WEATHER THREATENS, BE READY TO LEAVE TRAILER BEAUMONT, Texas—-Governor Rick Perry recently declared March 4-10 Severe Weather Awareness Week in…

A Blog Item Sure to Drive Sharon Boyd Crazy

Roger Herrera’s the only Latino running for mayor. But even that won’t get Domingo or Elba Garcia to run. With all the recent talk of a nascent Latino and immigrant political movement, we thought we’d ask advocate, lawyer and former state representative Domingo Garcia why his name isn’t on the…

New London Disaster, Redux

I just saw the March issue of Texas Monthly, and I guess you have two options: You can pay to read Katy Vines’ story on the 1937 New London gas explosion, which killed more than 300 school children and teachers and remains the third deadliest disaster in the state’s history…