Shoot Up Your Kid

The flu season in Texas started out mild but came on like a tiger in late January, prompting the closings of several schools in the area. That’s when Texas and Oklahoma went red on the influenza map posted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Grapevine resident Joe Lastinger,…

Voodoo Vibes | Byzantium, Texas | Quagmire

Voodoo Vibes Yoruba religion: I am a priest in the Afro-Cuban tradition many know as Santería, yet we ourselves know as the Lucumí faith (“Bad Mojo,” by Jim Schutze, February 22). I am also an author who has written and published extensively regarding this religion under a pen name, cháni…

Walk It Like You Cock It…Or Something?

Well, The New York Times is at it again, totally ripping the paper version of Unfair Park off for story ideas. Nearly a month to the day after our groundbreaking report on cockfighting, The Times trots out this little half-assed piece of journalism: “Richardson Is Running on a Resume Both…

Crazy About Dallas!

We gets plenty of…uh…interesting mail at Unfair Park. Like the missive we got this week from Richard “Richie” Sheridan, who is indeed among the flock that’s filed to be Your Next Mayor. Sheridan sent us an open letter to Mayor Laura Miller concerning her recent appearance on KERA-TV’s Think, in…

Got Any Irish In You?

Want some? In the spirit of upcoming St. Patrick’s Day? Yeah? Well then, don’t turn to this year’s Zagat guide to “America’s Top Irish Pubs.” According to the booklet, handed out with promo bottles of Irish Spring body wash, Dallas’ top five Irish pubs are The Tipperary Inn (5815 Live…

Wired is Right on the Gimarc

George Gimarc: He introduced us to the Clash, now he has shorter versions of the Clash. It’s not often you get to be six months ahead of Wired, so, please, do let me enjoy it. In the March issue, the cover story’s not really a story, but a collection of…

For a New Fest, AFI Has Plenty of Old-School Charm

Lauren Bacall will be among those attending the AFI fest. Yeah, I could stare at this photo all day. Just might, in fact. Late last night, AFI Dallas International Film Festival Artistic Director Michael Cain sent over the final “quick guide” for the inaugural fest, which kicks off March 22…

Stuff My Dad Says

Last night, my father and I got to talking about Deep Ellum (where our family’s auto parts store was from 1932 to 1955), Fair Park (where the store’s been ever since) and South Dallas (Dad was born on Park Row in 1944) — all the hot topics, in other words…

Equal Time or Somesuch

Last I looked, only five people had seen this video, posted today on GooTube, of Dallas mayoral candidate Jennifer Gale — “the homeless, transgendered former Marine [who’s] a bit of a legend in City Hall circles,” says here. Well, we aim to fix that. Me, I also dig the introduction…

The Meaning of a Charged Word

The Dallas Morning News has a story today in the Metro section headlined, “Review sought in judge’s recusal in double slayings.” It’s about the contretemps in Ellis County that erupted when Dallas lawyer David Finn got on the wrong side of District Judge Gene Knize. The whole thing is very…

Cotton Pickin’ Ign’rnt

As Robert points out a couple clicks down, there’s plenty blame to go around for the Cotton Bowl leaving Dallas, which became official this afternoon. But there shouldn’t be one iota of surprise that it has come to this: The stadium is old, the game is tired, and lethargic city…

“Full-Figured”? “Heavy-Set”? “Big-Boned”?

Because if you are, and you want that extra weight to translate into some extra dough-re-mi, then be at Dave and Buster’s on North Central Expressway and Walnut Hill Lane Sunday from 2 to 6 p.m. That’s when the producers from ABC’s show Supernanny will be in town scouting talent…

Deep In It Now, A Neighborhood Tries to Save Itself

Can’t believe we went a whole day without a Deep Ellum posting. But, alas, it’s a brand-new day, and we’ve got some brand-new news, more or less: The Deep Ellum Association had separated itself from the Deep Ellum Foundation. For background on the spat between the two entities, read Andrea…

Cotton Goes to Arlington

On KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket) this morning, “Dunham & Miller” co-host George Dunham was blaming Mayor Laura Miller for the Cotton Bowl’s leaving the Cotton Bowl. Sure, why not. Only problem is, George is wrong — at least, partially wrong. See, everyone’s to blame here, if blame is what you’re…

SMU Top Cop Going to Afghanistan. Not For Spring Break, Either.

Michael Snellgrove, SMU’s chief of police, is taking his law-enforcing to Afghanistan. Fewer sorority girls, probably. This definitely doesn’t count as a promotion: SMU’s Daily Campus had a piece late last week about Michael Snellgrove, who, for the past four years, has been the university’s police chief. (He’s actually been…

St. Vincent Not Quite Signed, But Still Very Awesome

Photo by Tod Seelie I do so regret not being able to make the St. Vincent-Midlake-Tacks, the Boy Disaster show Saturday night at the Granada Theater; family duties and all. Nonetheless, our boy Chris Cantalini at Gorilla vs. Bear does have some pics to go along with his rave, natch…