Poor People Make Excellent Guinea Pigs

Like having herpes wasn’t bad enough, now this: A Washington, D.C.- and Austin-based watchdog group is alleging that Parkland Hospital and the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas endangered the health of low-income pregnant women — and the lives of their newborns — when they let a drug…

Allen Gwinn’s At It Again. Look Out, City Employees.

First Allen Gwinn breaks the DISD credit-card story; now, the fiscal watchdog turns his accountin’ eyes upon you, oh wasteful City o’ Dallas. Gwinn writes on Dallas.org that initially the city rejected his open-records request for “procurement cards” info; seems the city likes engaging in a game of semantics when…

Hey, Before We Forget…

You know who Ed Bark has a news-crush on? Shelly Slater of WFAA-Channel 8. Not that there’s anything wrong with that… Before the week gets away from us, a couple things: Do not forget tomorrow night’s Reunion Tower Review at the Sons of Hermann Hall. No need to go into…

Go Fish

Some time soon, the bottom of the Kirby Building will have a new eatery: Dallas Fish Market. The tragically defunct (er, bankrupted) Jeroboam Urban Brasserie will soon have its Kirby Building corpse reanimated — only to swim with the fishes. Mike Hoque, founder of American Limos & Transportation and Go…

Seven-Day Wonders

Conclusive evidence that man and dinosaurs coexisted. If little else happens in a Christian’s life, he should develop a certain measure of humility. That, after all, is the character of Jesus Christ, who emptied himself of his rights and privileges as God’s only son to die for sorry folks like…

Journalists and Lawyers Suck Face

Ya know, that John Edwards sure can give a speech, but only if it’s about John Edwards. Democrat vibes permeated the annual Stephen Philbin Awards, held at the Dallas Bar Association for the 23rd year at 11:15 a.m. Couldn’t help but be, with several dozen new judges, fresh from the…

It Was Only a Dream: Texas Takes Down Border Cams

In June Governor Rick Perry pledged $5 million to install hundreds of night-vision cameras along the Mexican border that would also stream video so that anyone who spots border crossers can report them on a free hot line. Critics predicted racial profiling and vigilanteism, and even the Minutemen Civil Defense…

“Really Drew Bledsoe” Talks!

This is the genius behind TonyHomo.com. Part of him wishes you didn’t know that. First thing this morning, I touted the greatness of Really Drew Bledsoe’s latest post on his blog, TonyHomo.com. An hour later, Tim Rogers at FrontBurner outed the man behind the blog: Amir Blumenfeld, a 23-year-old Los…

Long-time Listener, First-time Caller

If nothing else, Richie does give us an excuse to run this pic of the future Mrs. Mike Modano. She seems very bendy. Thanks for taking my call. Unfortunately, the previous caller stole my thunder. I’m learning you gotta get up pret-ty early to beat certain blog editors (rhymes with…

Prepare Your Protesting Accordingly

You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I’m telling you why: A statue of a crucified pregnant teenager is coming to town. Not any time soon mind you, but that is the plan of Danish artist Jens Galschi�t, who debuted the statute outside Copenhagen’s Lutheran cathedral…

Modano Getting Married. Lucky Him?

So it’s official: Dallas Star Mike Modano is marrying Dancing with the Stars non-winner Willa Ford. But dunno if this bodes terribly well: “The couple has been dating on and off for four years, Willa told Access Hollywood.” Or this: “During DWTS Willa was rumored to be dating her dancing…

Things About Tony Romo You Didn’t Know You Needed to Know

USA Today says Tony Romo’s a “sex symbol” now. And, apparently, women like him too. USA Today’s the latest media outlet to go Romosexual, with a lengthy piece about how the Cowboys QB is giving the team “the same confident aura it had when Aikman engineered three Super Bowl championships…

Someone Needs to Teach Sheriff Lupe How to Use E-mail.

Sheriff Lupe Valdez exposes a rather small-minded philosophy about the press in an e-mail she accidentally sent me this afternoon. Earlier, I sent a public information request to her legal advisor, Leslie Sweet, for copies of internal affairs complaints of four Dallas County Sheriff’s Department employees. I copied the sheriff…

Farmers Branch: It’s Scary

Illustration by Craig LaRotonda After Farmers Branch passed a series of measures targeting illegal immigrants two weeks ago, the opposition is mounting a fight to prevent the laws from taking effect. (If you need reminding, those laws make English the town’s official language, authorize local law enforcement to check the…

The Forbes 35 (Drunkest)

Now that Dallas-Fort Worth temperatures are plummeting, sleet and ice are thickening and the need for nips is extremely urgent, its time to revisit this story we missed last August in Forbes ranking the nation’s 35 drunkest cities. Yeah, Dallas-Fort Worth squeezed its way in. But we pull in a…

The Biggest Loser

First, we get buried beneath the Arctic Blast’s sub-zero temperatures and six feet of ice. And now Dallas is about to get dumped on again. Somehow amidst the downed power lines and white-out conditions comes news that Saturday’s Big 12 Championship Game between old Big 8 rivals Oklahoma and Nebraska…

Keven’s Roky Road is Now Paved With Indie-Film Gold

Roky Erickson, left, and Keven McAlester now have a Spirit Award nomination to show for their years of making You’re Gonna Miss Me. Congratulations, mazel tov and big ups to our pal Keven McAlester, the Dallas boy who today was nominated in the Best Documentary category at the Spirit Awards,…

Staubach: Army-Navy’s Where It’s At, Yo.

The 107th game between Army and Navy takes place this Saturday at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, and who better to comment on the great gridiron battle than former Naval Academy QB — and, sure, Greatest Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Ever — Roger Staubach? He tells The Baltimore Examiner today that…

Dirty Old Men

Comix great Peter Bagge captures the essense of Al Goldstein. Odd, thought you needed a jar for that. In keeping with Unfair Park’s groundbreaking coverage of First Amendment Champ-cum-Fallen Porn King Al Goldstein, Josh Alan Friedman provides this dispatch from the front lines. A cocktail party for our book, I,…

The Times “Experiences” Verizon in Southlake

There’s a story — or is that an ad? — in today’s New York Times about Verizon’s new “experience store” in Southlake, where customers can download music, play video games, watch football games in high-def and, for all we know, get a happy ending. Sounds like a little bit of…

Belly Up, Baby

Everybody’s got a talent. Something they’re just really, really good at. Like Jim Schutze. He’s good at lighting Wick Allison’s bow tie on fire. Or Kevin Federline. He’s good at being a douchebag. But some of us are extra-blessed, fortunate enough to have not one but two skills. Take 25-year-old…