Hard Rock to Stop Rockin’ After All

So, yeah. You know where last week we said the Hard Rock Cafe was still rockin’, at least for the time being? Well, the time’s come and gone. I just got off the phone with Hard Rock Cafe’s New Jersey-based publicist John Gogarty, who does confirm that on March 3,…

Beats a Weekend in Oklahoma City

It’s everyone’s dream to be an illegal immigrant, right? Walking for days through the desert with little food or water, watching painful blisters pop up on your heels and burning or freezing your feet since no one told you to wear decent shoes. And the most fun of all –…

Be Careful What You Ask For

Wade Phillips, aka Parcells Light. Right, Richie Whitt? As both of my loyal readers know, I led the campaign to run Bill Parcells’ old, tired ass out of town. So it is with great, um, pleasure(?) that today I join Dallas Cowboys’ fans in welcoming the new head coach: the…

Back to the Future

This is the Case Study Home being built at 701 Peavy Road. Better this than a McMansion, but is it 1958 already? We kid. This morning, a good Friend of Unfair Park alerts us to some new homes being built near his White Rock Lake domicile — homes, he asks,…

“A Shadowy Coalition.” Sounds Cool. Can We Join?

This is either Newt from Aliens or part of a controversial ad campaign. If you go to The Dallas Morning News’ Web site, you will see something shocking: Wade Phillips is the new coach of the Dallas Cowboys! No, wait. It’s not that. No, among the ads there is one…

Alan MacDiarmid, UT Dallas’ Nobel Prize-winner, Dies at 79

Alan MacDiarmid, at left, received the Nobel Prize for chemistry in 2000 from the King of Sweden, Carl Gustaf. The name Alan G. MacDiarmid’s probably unfamiliar to you; it was to me until this morning, when I stumbled across his obituary on the University of Texas at Dallas’ Web site…

Celebrity Secrets and Other Stuff You Already Knew

Nick Redfern’s a Brit living among us, penning tales of little green men and big dead comedians. I will be enjoying me some jury duty this morning at the George Allen. (Guilty! They’re all guilty!) I mention this only to plug my choice of reading material, which I got in…

Kids These Days

Someone has gotten a little too enthusiastic with the fog machine tonight. Smoke fills the wide room up to the club’s low ceiling and back toward the concession stand. There, some teenager is probably handing out fog-flavored nachos, the smoke adding an extra kick to that goopy, gummy cheese of…

Washington Monument

I am not in a baseball mood. Last day of January. Super Bowl week. A dreary 32 degrees. Gray skies are spitting snowflakes around Arlington’s Ameriquest Field, coffin to one of Major League Baseball’s longtime cadavers. Cold day, meet hell. Hell, meet… “Beautiful day!” shouts the revival evangelist dressed in…

Mud Wrestling

Charges of corruption have long haunted the Denton County District Attorney’s Office, so when former prosecutor Paul Johnson decided to run against his old boss last year, he made the most of the allegations. During the campaign, Johnson painted himself as a crusader for social reform who, if elected, would…

Hot Dog Bun Justice

A long-awaited ruling from the Court of Criminal Appeals in Oklahoma was released last week, crushing the hopes of Nancy and Charlie Jackson that their daughter Emily Dowdy would receive a new trial. Dowdy was convicted of first-degree manslaughter resulting from a 1999 auto accident that killed Ryan Brewer, the…

Take This Job…

Take this job…: Buzz and, as far as we know, Mrs. Buzz, are not running for mayor. That makes two of us. As of Monday, the city secretary’s office listed 20 people who have filed to run. There’s the usual slate of generic white male biz types. We forget their…

Yo Soy el Army

Ricardo Garcia plays it cool, but he’s nervous. One of the guys who just finished has a chiseled, martial-arts physique and knocked out 60 rapid-fire push-ups without breaking a sweat. “How many sit-ups do I have to do?” Garcia asks the female soldier supervising the practice test. “Fifty-three,” she says…

Remember, Oral Commitments Are Non-Binding

I dunno, I just love typing that phrase above. It’s magnetically displayed on my fridge, and, yeah, I see your post-Super Bowl letdown and raise you a pre-March Madness abyss. This, my friends, is what we call the dead of winter. Since neither National Signing Day or a ho-hum Mavs…

Mexican Consulate Comes to Garland to Counsel Day Laborers

Mark Graham Workers, most of them immigrants from Mexico, wait at the Garland Day Labor Center for contractors to pick them up. Late last year, when members of the Minuteman Civil Defense Corps visited the Garland Day Labor Center with binoculars and videocameras, they triggered a small labor movement that…

Our New Favorite Local American Idols (Or Not)

Really, some of us at Unfair Park aren’t big fans of American Idol. We are, however, fans of cousins William Green and Akron Watson of Dallas, one of whom didn’t make the cut on last night’s show. Why not? Well, if there’s a note hit during Willie’s version of “Amazing…

Micropower to the People!

Energy-saving guru Amory Lovins used to consult for TXU and finds its plan to build 11 coal-fired plants “puzzling.” And very troubling. At this very moment, Mike Greene, president and CEO of TXU Power, is being deposed by Texas Clean Air Cities Coalition’s attorneys down at Energy Plaza on Bryan…