Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em. Wait. Bad Idea.

I just got an e-mail from a Friend of Unfair Park concerning his getting popped by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission for — get this — smoking at Gezellig on Lower Greenville Avenue. This is what he has to say, and after the jump, TABC’s repsonse. This past Saturday night…

Granada Theater Fire

Theater Fire has covered an Elliott Smith song for a doc-in-progress called Future Butterflies. This morning, while doing our semi-regular GooTube search for locally related postings, we found a brand-new Theater Fire song, which the band performed at the Granada Theater on Friday night. It’s the rare homemade, shot-by-an-audience-member video…

DART Needs Art

How do you like this description of Deep Ellum? “One can view Deep Ellum as a palimpsest; a layering of stories and histories; a place that has been written on more than once, with the earlier writing incompletely erased and often legible. Within the last two decades, the vibrant street-life…

Pizza Patr?n Still in the News. Not Fully Digested Yet.

My old pal and collegiate colleague at The Daily Texan, Katy, Texas’ own Rob Walker, yesterday devoted his Consumed column in The New York Times Magazine to Pizza Patr�n. After the breathless debate a few weeks back concerning the locally based chain’s decision to accept pesos from its customers, Rob…

Chicks with, uh, Grammies

Seriously, we could not be more delighted for the Dixie Chicks, who we can say we knew back when. (Joey Tomato’s, anyone?) Five Grammies last night, including the Holy Trinity for Album of the Year, Song of the Year and Record of the Year — which no one predicted, of…

It’s the Weekend, Music for Our Ears

CBS News A scene from Norah Jones’ forthcoming appearance on 60 Minutes this Sunday We leave you this week by pointing you to a couple of musical notes. One, you might wanna go here, say, or here to grab a couple songs from the new Apples in Stereo release, New…

Free Pair o’ Tix to Craziest Concert Line-up Ever

Exactly a week ago, we mentioned a fundraiser taking place tomorrow night at the Nokia Theatre at Grand Prairie featuring Willie Nelson and Jessica Simpson performing gospel songs with the Fort Worth Symphony, a performance by the Dallas Black Dance Theater and an emcee duties provided by Kinky Friedman, with…

Boomer Spooner

Tracy Evers, executive director of the Greater Dallas Restaurant Association for the last decade or so, sends word she’ll be stepping down in June. Or stepping out. Of Dallas. Seems her husband Brad Evers, 24-year chef with ClubCorp., has assumed an executive chef post at an undisclosed country club in…

Afterthought All-Star

Josh Howard’s an All-Star, finally. But don’t think he’s thrilled about how he got to Las Vegas. I’ll provide much — and I mean much — more on this in next week’s paper version of Unfair Park, but the NBA just named Dallas Mavericks forward Josh Howard to the All-Star…

Now, This is a Channel 11 Exclusive We Can Get Behind

John Sparks, KTVT-Channel 11’s exec producer in charge of investigations and political coverage, alerts us to a Robert Riggs report getting national play via the CBS News mothership. It involves “the theft of the century,” or close to it: the pilfering of millions of dollars’ worth of oil in Iraq,…

Why Do the Muslims Hate Rod Dreher So?

Rod Dreher is no friend of the local Muslim community. He explains why. Should make plenty of new friends. It’s because he’s the “new face of hate,” duh. That what The Dallas Morning News’er and Crunchy Con writes in the winter issue of City Journal, the urban-affairs quarterly published by…

How to Wipe a Baby’s Ass in Style

Because nothing says “clean tushie” like aqua chenille… Yes, your baby is very cute. You have dressed him/her in a very adorable/fun onesie/twosie with matching hat/shoes. You splurged/saved by buying this adorable/fun outfit at Baby Chanel/Costco, and I think that’s stupid/cool. I’m so glad you and your husband/baby daddy/sperm donor…

Why They Fight

Brian Harkin Corporal Phillip Leal, 23, did a tour in Iraq and works as a recruiter in Farmers Branch and Carrollton. The cover story of this week’s Dallas Observer focuses on the military’s recruiting of Hispanics, who are the fastest-growing military-aged group of people in the country and, according to…

Wade Into Change

Wade Phillips, kneeling, with a proud papa named Bum. Speaking of, wonder what Bill Parcells is gonna do now. I have the new Dallas Cowboys head coach’s cell phone number. He knows Terrell Owens’ name. And when he strode into the main meeting room at Valley Ranch for Thursday’s press…

Who Prefers Haines?

You may remember his kitchen toil at Larry North’s NorthSouth, or maybe PoPoLos. (Lime? Lime? Didn’t he do Lime?) Or perhaps you’ll recall his turn-around menu work at Cuba Libre and Sipango. Whatever you remember him for, it probably isn’t as sales manager for Sysco Foodservices. Anyway, chef Marc Haines…

Re: The “New” Deep Ellum

Barry Annino, president of the Deep Ellum Foundation and a longtime player in the neighborhood, just posted a comment to last week’s item concerning Deep Ellum’s impending facelift, in which Annino’s quoted as saying, “Deep Ellum as everyone knew it is over.” But I felt his remarks ought to be…