The Latest Former Dallas Cowboy to Dilly-Daddle with Drugs

Dookie Stick, we hardly knew ya. Former Cowboys starting tailback Troy Hambrick was sentenced today to five years in prison after pleading guilty to selling crack cocaine in Florida. Hambrick, if you remember, started all 16 games as Emmitt Smith’s successor in 2003, rushing for 972 yards and five touchdowns…

Hot, Hot, Hotter Than Hell — Sure, Wrong Band, But You Get the Point

Metallica! Road trip! Angry metal fans! August in Texas! Speaking of topless danceterias, how ’bout the bands that provide their soundtracks? Because over on DC9 Pete brings confirmation of the long-suspected news that Ozzfest will indeed be a one-day, single-city extravaganza with Frisco as the single city for that one…

Truant Dat: How Some Folks Really Feel About Kids on G.P.S.

Yesterday’s news concerning the pilot program at Bryan Adams High School, which involves outfitting chronic truants with Global Positioning System monitors, has sparked one hellacious conversation amongst Slashdot readers. The item was at 212 comments when I first checked at 4 p.m. yesterday; this morning, it’s double that. And, yes,…

Credit Card Hacking, Not Just the Newest Game at Dave & Buster’s

Folks who visited a Dave & Buster’s in ’07 might want to take note: Yesterday, the U.S. Department of Justice revealed that during a five-month period last year, hackers got into the Dallas-based fun-and-games chain’s database and swiped customers’ credit card numbers, expiration dates and security codes while they were…

Red Wings 50, Stars 2

The dream is all but dead. Well, that’s what it feels like, eh? For three games and 180 minutes over five days in two rinks your Dallas Stars have hurled their unyielding will at the Detroit Red Wings’ superior skill. It’s not that they haven’t won a game. They have…

What Ross Perot’s Thousand-Dollar Investment Has Yielded

Breaking news from The Wall Street Journal concerning the sale of a DallasPlano company you might have heard of. Reports the paper in a subscription-only piece at which you can sneak a peak: “Hewlett-Packard Co. was close to a deal to acquire Electronic Data Systems Corp. for between $12 billion…

Tommy Lee Jones on the “Fascist Madness” of a Border Fence

Noticed that Harvard U.’s fancypants glossy 02138 has a new owner as of immediately. Also noticed the current issue’s cover: an interesting portrait of Tommy Lee Jones, who, as you no doubt know, was borned in Midland and edumicated at St. Mark’s School of Texas, where he’s been on the…

How Much Are Cowboys Season Tickets for Urns and Ashes, Anyway?

From a most curious Associated Press piece concerning the dead and their desire to posthumously watch their favorite teams, this note concerning the Dallas Cowboys no-ashes policy at Texas Stadium: “It probably happens and we sort of turn a blind eye if people are discreet,” said Rich Dalrymple, spokesman for…

Pizza Inn to Make it Bahrain

Pizza Inn The first Pizza Inn, which opened across the street from SMU in 1958 Fifty years ago, Pizza Inn opened its first eatery right across the street from the SMU campus; and, far as I was concerned ’round about the time I was about 8, the long-gone location at…

Byron Harris, You Were Dead On

In a 2004 Rolling Stone profile of Bill O’Reilly, his former WFAA-TV colleague Byron Harris described the Fox-y one as “particularly dishonest, obnoxious, self-centered.” Really? No idea. Certainly can’t tell from this NSFW Inside Edition clip, making the Interwebs rounds this a.m. And I’ve seen this before — on an…

The Sanitary Science of Skull Bonging

It’s gonna be hard to find a better headline during the rest of ’08 than this one from Friday: “3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot.” (Admit it: When you first heard about the story outta humble Humble last week, you thought three things: Doesn’t anyone use Coke…

You Won’t Find Don Rickles on GodTube

From the “Jewtopia Infomercial” on JewTube. Plano-based GodTube, founded by Dallas Theological Seminary student Chris Wyatt way back last spring, is old news ’round Unfair Park parts. But every now and then, folks still stumble across the site and treat it like the Second Coming, especially after last week’s news…

He Looks Nothing Like Josh Brolin

White House photo by Shealah Craighead For those so interested, there are a dozen photos from the Jenna Bush-Henry Hager weekend nuptials down the road posted to the White House Web site — including this one, in which the President Bush appears affeared of touching Jenna’s back. –Robert Wilonsky…

Hockeytown 2, Cockytown 0

For the Stars to keep playing, he needs to stop slashing and start scoring, eh? Good news: Dallas Stars catalyst forward Mike Ribeiro will play in tonight’s Game 3 of the NHL’s Western Conference Finals at 7 p.m. in American Airlines Center. Bad news: Lose tonight and the Stars might…

They’re Just Chanting “Tooooony”

Eastern Illinois grad Tony Romo, what in the hell were you thinking? Because going to the Chicago Cubs game yesterday was so not a good idea. Unless you liked singing in the key of M and getting booed whilst tossing out the first pitch. In which case, great success. –Robert…