Do the Math|Trainspotting

“For the Kids!” by Jim Schutze, May 8 Do the Math It would be totally irresponsible to provide additional money for DISD when they can’t provide an adequate reporting of their current financial status. With the school board members having their business mixed in with the district’s business, I have…

Detroit’s Skill Gives Hockey Lesson to Dallas Stars’ Will

There are those gullible enough, stubborn enough and warped enough to believe the Dallas Stars can rally to defeat the Detroit Red Wings. Hillary Clinton. DISD bookkeepers. Guys convinced that chicks actually go to bars with bacon in their purses. For the rest of us—the Stars included—reality and resignation formed…

Becoming a Renaissance Faire Lady

King Henry VIII was on the throne, working his way through Anne Boleyn on his wife-littered path to notoriety. The village of Scarborough, England, was under siege, not from power-hungry French or Spanish kings but from a virus of unknown origin. Without warning, entire families turned into zombies, gnashing at…

Council Votes Yup-Yup on City-Owned Convention Center Hotel

This just in. At this point, it’s easier to tell you who voted against the city getting into the convention center hotel business rather than who voted for it: Vonciel Hill and Angela Hunt. (Mitchell Rasansky and Elba Garcia had to recuse themselves, as both own Citigroup stock, turns out.)…

Josh Alan Friedman and VH1 Come Clean on Sex: The Revolution

All week long, VH1’s been running the Sex: The Revolution mini-series, a doc done in conjunction with the Sundance Channel about doin’ it through the decades. Noted Dallas blues guitarslinger and occasional but always welcome Dallas Observer contributor Josh Alan Friedman was interviewed for the series — and though he’s…

Tony and Jessica: Move Along. Nothing Left to See Here.

The cover of this week’s Economist. Oh. Wait. So, it’s … official? Because, OK, look. For the past few days, stories have circulated that … um … Tonessica? … are kaputs. Been everywhere — and thanks, New York Daily News, for your morning rumor round-up. Jessica Simpson went on Extra…

Meet the New Boss. Same as the Old Boss?

Rick Carlisle can be the same. Long as he’s different. Us media dorks get our first chance to meet ‘n greet new Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle this afternoon down at American Airlines Center. Honestly, I’d have rather landed the entertaining and up-tempo Mike D’Antoni or persuaded general manager Donnie Nelson…

With T.O., This Roof Is on Fire!

Now “it’s a My27 event” — but, sure, who’re we to argue. Because, as you know, Terrell Owens makes his acting debut on The Fresh Flav of Bel-Air tonight at 7. Though, from the looks of two minutes’ worth of footage, I am not sure “event” is the word I’d…

Stay Classy, Judge David Young

“Fort Worth Native on Emmy-nominated Court show.” That was the subject heading of a missive sitting in UP’s e-mailbox this a.m. Which didn’t quite prepare us for the actual contents concerning a forthcoming episode of Judge David Young, one of the dozen or so People’s Court knock-offs airing on KDFI-Channel…

Avi Barks Up the Right Tree

Look at Avi Adelman — all legit and professional. The Barking Dog’s done gone and collaborated with WFAA-Channel 8 on a towing story, specifically one about how Lonestar Auto Services is illegally tacking on a $43.65 governmental entity charge when it hauls off your vehicle. And how’d Avi get on…

Looks Like a Good Wednesday to Spend in Council Chambers

Item No. 85 on today’s action-packed city council agenda should make for an interesting discussion: That’s when the council considers GGH Development’s request to build “a high-rise multiple family use as part of a mixed use project providing for hotel, restaurant, health studio, and bar uses.” Course, the developer wants…

Naughty Dallas, Indeed

Figured I might as well show rather than tell. If only because whoever made up the forwardDallas! Code Amendments: Form District Zoning — New Zoning Districts to Encourage Transit Oriented Development doc for the council’s Transportation and Environment Committee has quite the randy sense of humor. Though, as our sage…

Ron Washington for Manager of the Year

Owner Tom Hicks admits he almost asked for Ron Washington’s jersey back There’s a contingency list for if and when the Texas Rangers’ season goes south. General manager Jon Daniels and president Nolan Ryan admit the team might revisit Ron Washington’s job status in July. And, as if the manager…

Mayor Tom Will Be a Guitar Hero!

Courtesy XKCD Oh, sweet baby Jesus. We just received the Best. Press. Release. Ever. Why come? Because it contains the following sentence: “Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert and Blockbuster CEO Jim Keyes will compete performing a Guitar Hero song to kick off 24-hours of jam sessions on May 16 at 2:30…

ForwardDallas! Not So Fast.

Couple of days ago, an old Friend of Unfair Park wondered, simply, whatever became of forwardDallas!, anyway? Which led me, earlier this a.m., to this sexy agenda item from yesterday’s meeting of the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee: forwardDallas! Code Amendments: Form District Zoning — New Zoning Districts to…