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My free tickets aren’t this big. And they won’t be delivered by this chick. Other than that, this photo provides a perfect synopsis of your good fortune.
Two words: Free. Tickets.
I have four tickets and a parking pass to the final Rangers’ home game of the season. Wednesday afternoon. 1 p.m. Oakland A’s. The battle for second place. Wow.
I’ll be there, so bump into me and buy me a beer, will ya?
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First person to answer this question correctly gets the tickets. Let’s see, a Rangers’ question? Naw, we’d be here for days waiting on a correct answer. Instead, let’s see how closely you’ve been paying attention to this here Sportatorium:
What is the given name of Mike Modano’s hot-ass wife?
Ready, set, go …
UPDATE: Amanda Lee Williford. — Richie Whitt
