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This Makes That Giant Dirk Nowitzki Bobblehead Doll Looks Positively Artsy

I see Clusterflock lifted one of Danny Hurley's picture from our Festival of Balloons slide show -- can't imagine why they chose this one. Oh, yes I can: "Dirk Nowitzki's balloon nose looks like male balloon genitalia. Thank you for providing tonight's nightmare." Poor Dirk. First this. Then this. Now...
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I see Clusterflock lifted one of Danny Hurley’s picture from our Festival of Balloons slide show — can’t imagine why they chose this one. Oh, yes I can: “Dirk Nowitzki’s balloon nose looks like male balloon genitalia. Thank you for providing tonight’s nightmare.” Poor Dirk. First this. Then this. Now this. He looks so much better in LEGO. Jump for that.

Entirely unrelated bonus item: The U.K. Guardian has profiled Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins, who is now sure to win election in Hampstead. Probably not Rusholme though.

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