Um, People? That Ain’t Tony Romo.

Fine, so Tony Romo might have been watching the New York Giants-Tampa Bay Buccaneers game from Los Cabos, Mexico, where the Cowboys QB and Jessica Simpson allegedly spent the weekend. But that ain’t Antonio Ramiro Romo in that People mag pic smuggled off the patio — not unless he grew three inches, gained 42 pounds and turned into Jason Witten over the weekend. –Robert Wilonsky