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Interrupting Burger Week For A Public Service Announcement From PETA

We're halfway through burger week, so we thought we'd take a break from the carnivorous coverage and take a look at this video from the folks at PETA. Dubbed Stay Firm and Fresh, the newly released video suggests that men who adopt a vegan diet might be better in bed...
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We’re halfway through burger week, so we thought we’d take a break from the carnivorous coverage and take a look at this video from the folks at PETA.

Dubbed Stay Firm and Fresh, the newly released video suggests that men who adopt a vegan diet might be better in bed.

I played the link for a few ladies in my office, and the video did little to impress them. I expected an office awash in estrogen, but instead heard only muted “oh’s” and several “oh my’s.”

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None of my test subjects was seduced by the video, and while this was hardly a scientific study, I’m prepared to say that freshly griddled meat is more sexy than a horse carrot strapped to the crotch of a hipster with bad facial hair.

And now back to burger week …

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