Shape-Shifting Mitt: From Blue Blood to Blue Collar. That’s a Laugh.

I had a private little laugh and moment of startled disbelief while my wife and I were watching Mitt Romney’s acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention last night. Romney described his father as having started out in life as an apprentice “lath and plaster carpenter,” a term so arcane…

What The Fuck Happened To Vodka?

Remember when Sean Connery ordered a Smirnoff martini “shaken, not stirred,” while appearing in Goldfinger? The vodka bottle’s label was not-so-casually displayed facing the camera, kicking off a whorish product placement campaign that runs through all the Bond films. Back in the Connery days, though, vodka was simple. It came…

Why Does Mexico’s Flag Resemble Italy’s?

Dear Mexican: What is the reason for the colors of the Mexican flag? Is there any razón it resembles the Italian flag, minus the águila y serpent? El Girafe Dear Male Giraffe Gabacho: What’s now the Mexican tricolor is technically older than the Italian tricolore — although Italian kingdoms had…

What Garland Road Really Needs is a Touch of Frisco’s Class

Well, I guess Eric Nicholson and Jeff Siegel just know everything, don’t they? Nicholson, our own blog editor here, and Siegel, a columnist for the Lakewood Advocate, have been having fun making of Lincoln Properties, a real estate company, over a scheme to get Garland Road in East Dallas re-named…

Up To 11 Entertainment Puts DFW Bands On the Books

Josh Pitts and Ben Piche were in the punk band Captain Incredible a ways back, and got so frustrated with the way their band was getting booked, they decided to concentrate on doing it themselves, hence their five-man outfit, Up To 11 Entertainment. Pitts has performed with DFW notables Darstar,…

The Lies Keep Rollin’ on the Trinity River Toll Road

While I was away on vacation The Dallas Morning News published an editorial saying Angela Hunt, Scott Griggs and Sandy Greyson, our three brainiacs on the City Council, are stupid, don’t know how to add and came up with all the wrong conclusions about the News’ favorite project, the idea…

Art Conspiracy’s RZN8 Pits Art Against Music

See also: Scenes from Art Conspiracy’s RZN8 It takes money to make money, and so it also takes money to raise money. Saturday night, Art Conspiracy continued its trajectory with a seed event to prepare for their fall shindig, and moving from Sons of Herman Hall to Life in Deep…

What Can You Use to Wipe Away Hate?

Dear Mexican: I was in a taco shop in the bathroom stall and saw your racist dribble in La Prensa San Diego (the paper was being used as ass wipe, I guess). Whatever you say or write will always be foreshadowed by the fact that you and all the dark-skinned…

The Overserved: Back To School Edition

The first week of college is here, so the Observer staff is providing you with some tips to get your through the first week/month/year. Dear Class of 2016, College. The best years of your life, they say. Four years to cram in enough experience so you come out on the…

On the Trail of a Greener City, Hope Lives

Years ago. How many? I don’t know. When was the time before the time we started fighting about the Trinity River toll road? Was there such a time? I first talked to City Council member Angela Hunt about the Trinity River before the Trinity River was a brawl. So it…

Top Ten Underrated Iron Maiden Songs

Seeing that the first show I ever took my son to was Iron Maiden, I get a special feeling every time the legendary metal act makes its way to our area. Anyone who calls themselves a metalhead knows the “hits,” so in honor of the band playing tonight at Gexa…

Medicare Debate is the Real Death Squad Issue

Reading about the Medicare debate and listening to friends and neighbors talk about it, I always come to the same conclusion: Your opinions depend entirely on your personal experiences. A commenter here the other day said he thought most old people are “responsible” and have provided for their own medical…