There Will Never Be Another Band Like Tool

There will never be another band like Tool. There will be bands with mysterious frontmen. There will be bands that find emotion in talking about our greater meaning. There will be bands with drummers who make the most complex patterns look like child’s play. There will be bands that know music…

Country Music’s Stellar Year Got Snubbed by the Critics in 2015

In 2015, country fans finally saw a dramatic shift in what Nashville had to offer. We certainly haven’t heard the last of the fake-tan crooners and the bizarre hip-hop influences that artists like Sam Hunt bring to country, but the real news last year was that traditional country was making…

When We Rescue a Dog, Who’s Saving Whom?

This is about the price of dogs. Mary (not her real name) inherited Barcelona (not her real name) from her daughter Anna (not her real name). Mary and Anna are friends of mine. Barcelona is the dog. Barcelona had been Anna’s dog at college, but Anna was moving far away…

All Right, Fine, We Forgive LCD Soundsystem for Toying With Our Hearts

Yesterday, James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem set dance-punk world aflame when he wrote a letter to fans explaining the band’s return. Five years ago, Murphy announced the band’s amicable break-up to the woe of their loyal fanbase, and they ended it with the biggest bang by performing a sold-out show at…

Brunch: The Dumbest, Worst Meal

I’m pretty sure brunch was invented in 1962, when some restaurant owner in Tallahassee said, “Serving breakfast 24 hours a day would be a pain in the ass — mostly since we never even serve breakfast — but I do hate my kitchen staff and I’ve been meaning to get…