Well, thank goodness, I got a long irate e-mail from a friend this morning, so I know I’m not totally nuts. She started off: “Just when I thought I could no longer be shocked and amazed by the DMN, I read that they are endorsing Huckabee, the nimrod who doesn’t…
The decline and imminent death of daily newspapers is always on my mind, for reasons that should be understandable since I spent the first 25 years of my working life at them. But last week was especially devastating. Sam Zell, the white knight of Tribune Company, announced a very un-white-knightly…
At least this brand-new photo of Lynn Flint Shaw won’t go to waste. Lest we begin feeling too terribly sorry for former Dallas Area Rapid Transit chairman Lynn Flint Shaw, who did the perp walk today at Lew Sterrett calaboose when she turned herself in on forgery charges, we might…
In this world anybody can propose ethics reform. Jeffrey Dahmer can propose ethics reform. I can propose ethics reform. And everybody supports it. Duh. The big stop-the-presses headline for me will be the day somebody comes out publicly against ethics. Being for it is easy. The hard part is doing…
Dear Mexican: My parents were Greeks who legally immigrated to the United States in 1920. When it became harder for Greeks to immigrate, they began to jump ship in New York. My father referred to them as “bananas—fresh off the boat,” but it was mostly an affectionate name. The Greek community took care…
One of the more laughable lawyer moments I have witnessed in my too-long reporting career took place yesterday at the meeting of the Dallas Area Rapid Transit Board of Directors. Bottom line? Apparently it’s O.K. for DART board members to scoot around the corner from each other and collect some…
Tomorrow at 1 p.m. the audit committee of the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board is going to hear a 15-minute presentation from DART’s general counsel concerning “DART’s External Financial Auditor’s January 22, 2008 Communication Regarding Independence Matters.” Translation: How come Deloitte Touche, the external auditors for DART, had a $20,000-a-year…
Wow. I always thought Dwaine Caraway was a pretty good-looking guy, but there must be something nasty and scary about him. He sure put the fear of God in the school district last week. After Caraway and a bunch of pissed-off parents jaw-boned the city’s public school system for two…
Dear Mexican: After working with Mexicans for years, I have noticed that Mexican men have a double standard when it comes to homosexuality. Why is it that the “giver” is not regarded as being just as equally gay as the “receiver”? —El Vaquero Dear Cowboy Gabacho: I think all heterosexual…
Former DART board member Joyce Foreman The current city council, with only one exception I can think of, is not bloggy. It’s not a question of their not being tuned into blogs. From what I have observed, it’s more likely to be a question of their not knowing what a…
Joyce Foreman, the council’s pick for DART board chair? Story I get from normally plausible sources is that former Dallas City Manager John Ware, the mayor’s candidate to replace deposed and disgraced former Dallas Area Rapid Transit board chair Lynn Flint Shaw, is now “off the table.” A growing cadre…
Lots of sturm und drang around the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board. Reliable sources say Mayor Tom Leppert is continuing to call other city council members, reading them his little list of votes on the council in favor of appointing former city manager John Ware to replace disgraced and deposed…
Dallas Area Rapid Transit was conceived in sin. Dallas wanted to father a light rail system, but in order to get the money to pay for it, Dallas married its first cousin, Suburbia. Now DART, the progeny of this cynical union, is sadly, uh…not quite right. DART announced in early…
Dear readers: Mucho feedback from ustedes regarding recent questions about archetypical Mexican dogs and the propensity of wabs to D.U.I. Let’s empezar with the doggies: You’re right about Chihuahuas. Crazy, tough dogs. I’m a dog rescuer (www.geocities.com/st-roch), and we once found a Chihuahua in a box by the side of…
Former Dallas City Manager John Ware — now, apparently, the mayor’s pick to replace DART board chair Lynn Flint Shaw Dallas Area Rapid Transit board chairman Lynn Flint Shaw’s resignation today is the first public eruption of a whole hell of a lot of fire and brimstone going on beneath…
DART board of directors chairman Lynn Flint Shaw I saw Dallas Morning News reporter Rudy Bush at yesterday’s meeting of the city council’s Transportation and Environment Committee, and, you know, just trying to make small-talk, I said, “Hey, when are you guys going to do your Lynn Flint Shaw story?”…
Gary Fitzsimmons looks like somebody famous, we just can’t figure who. Vince McMahon? Gary Cole? Dang it. Lil’ help? Every reporter knows you never know when you’re going to know something. I was perusing the new newsletter from Dallas County District Clerk Gary Fitzsimmons. Why? Well, I don’t know, except…
You know all those people you see riding the DART train? It costs you $3.66 every time one of them gets on a train. Maybe you’re like me and believe it’s worth it, within limits. Theoretically we’ll all be better off if DART can get more people out of cars…
Dear Mexican: At a weekly Doors tribute band gig, I’ve noticed the majority of the crowd is Mexican. I swear, sometimes it seems like the crowd missed the exit to the Lupillo Rivera show or a Maná concert. Never realized Jim Morrison was the equal of Morrissey and Charles Bronson…
Pins and needles this morning about Dallas Area Rapid Transit board chairperson Lynn Flint Shaw and the grand jury. Very strong rumors for the last few days were that Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins would offer Shaw a Class A misdemeanor plea on the accusation that she forged his…
The biggest issue facing Dallas Area Rapid Transit right now is the growing drumbeat for an independent audit, based on DART’s billion-dollar budget goof. That means some accounting firm may get the job of doing an overall performance audit. And the first one in line for that job might be…
Normally I can’t think of a meeting that would be fun to attend at 8 in the morning, but I must say this morning’s meeting of the executive committee of the Dallas Area Rapid Transit board was intriguing. The DART board’s been in a pickle this last month, ever since…
