Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *The combo of weather and injuries and chicken shits is diminishing NBA All-Star Weekend. No Kobe Bryant. No Allen Iverson. No LeBron James in the dunk contest. Silver lining: Mavs’ icon…
Doesn’t it seem like only yesterday that Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price was telling everybody that County Judge Jim Foster was wacky? Now who wears the wacko jacket every week at commissioners court? This week Price harangued Foster for wanting to direct the county’s constables to carry out background…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: UPDATE: I’ve been saying for months – starting back in October – that Michael Irvin’s 103.3 FM ESPN radio show was a dead show talking. Don’t look now – um, apparently some…
Unfair Park has waited all day for a response from Larry Friedman, one of several lawyers representing embattled Dallas County Constable Jaime Cortes, concerning a digital sound recording somebody made of a meeting yesterday involving Cortes and 30 of his deputies. At 9 this morning he said he would get…
Dear Mexican: How can a formerly proud Latina like myself feel proud to be Mexican again after my beloved relative was murdered in Mexico by narcos while visiting? I still have love for my heritage, and I understand that many Mexican people live in desperate situations because they have no…
Third date time hanging out together. High hopes. True story. So we go to dinner and a couple drinks. Bueno. Go back to her place not far from my house in McKinney. Perfect. She takes the initiative. Sets the mood. Color me desperate horny intrigued. Not big on baths, but…
The Number Six UnwichLettuce wrap stuffed with lettuce, sprouts, tomato and avocadoIt’s funny how what we call a food can change the way we think about eating it.”Champagne,” when misapplied, lends a respectable, continental air to that sparkling white California wine, and “tapas” helps make the prospect of less food…
Interesting story inside The Dallas Morning News today about cuts in the federal budget for the Dallas Trinity River levee project. I’m not saying The News story is any kind of propaganda. Just saying there’s more there than meets the eye. Here is what is sort of buried or smooshed…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *One month into 2010, how’s your New Year’s resolution going? Mine? I was gonna be more positive and less cynical and … oh, screw it. Resolutions never last or else they’d…
[Editor’s note: Tonight, Jim spoke with sources familiar with the negotiations between the Museum of the American Railroad and the city. Among those to whom he spoke is Dallas City Manager Mary Suhm. His update follows at the end of this item. But, long story short, reports Jim: “This has…
Well, as usual, The Dallas Morning News prints stuff, and then it’s up to me to come along behind them and do clean-up on the story. What am I? Their journalistic janitor? Mariana Greene, The News’s garden editor and author of a column called “Gardening Fool,” has a story in…
Today’s offering will be short and not-so-sweet. Reason? Commute from McKinney, Texas to Fitzhugh and 75, Dallas: 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rain. Wrecks. And the HOV phenomenon. Goes like this: People cavalierly ignore the rules of the road and drive their solo vehicles in the HOV lane. Cops pull a stake-out and slow…
Why do so many Mexicans work for Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco? Don’t they know they only add a false credence to the belief that this is Mexican cuisine? The bastardizing of the truly great and diverse food of Mexico by the money-hungry corporations of the United States, I…
So, that was why Richard Allen stood us all up at the altar a week ago. I think I feel…better. Strangely. It’s kind of like: Good news, the groom’s not dead. Bad news: The groom’s not coming. I got the answer to the mystery Wednesday morning when Allen confirmed to…
Over the last year, whenever I have spoken with Richard Allen, CEO of The Allen Group, he has been open at times, guarded at others. But I have to say today, when he and I talked about his entry into Chapter 11 bankruptcy, he sounded better than he has in…
Each week Out Of Order challenges restaurants to defend their dishes against someone trying desperately to mess things up. We hope to find a few who say the customer isn’t always right. Ensalada de Meat Four WaysBowl of lettuce with chicken, barbacoa, carnitas and steak with jalapeño Tabasco sauce.I was…
For me, a good City Hall audit report is better reading than a John Grisham novel. You just have to know how to read it (upside down, holding it up to the mirror, between the lines). Today’s offering is the City Auditor’s report on the police department’s Employee Morale Fund,…
Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Been meaning to get to this, but The Ticket is so dominant in Metroplex sports talk radio that at this point it’s like digging up Barbaro for another kick to the…
Ah, you know, even a blind hog can find the truth buried somewhere in The Dallas Morning News if he knows how to root-hog-or-die. Reminds me of the thing I wrote about two years ago, when The News waited until the day after the Trinity River referendum to reveal something…
During the 1999 NBA Finals between the Spurs and Knicks I was in New York, covering the series for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. After a particularly long, fun and, yes, expensive off night at this fine establishment, I awoke at around 4 a.m. sprawled out on my hotel bed. Boxers…
You heard it here first. Possibly. If you have already heard it somewhere else, please keep that to yourself. I want the credit. North Oak Cliff is the new Austin. Only better than Austin. Because the new community being created in Oak Cliff is for people who actually have jobs…
Dear Readers: Siempre, the wisest words that appear in this column come from ustedes, y the following two cartas prove this maxim. The first one addresses my year-end column, in which a working-class gabacho insisted his people apapachan a Mexicans mucho: Half-Mexican here. I was fortunate enough to catch your…
