Vegas Vacation: My Top 10 Observations

10. You know it’s going to be an interesting trip when – upon the first hint of turbulence 30 minutes from touchdown in Las Vegas – the person directly behind you throws up sorta into the barf bag. “Turb-yoo-lance ain’t no good, mayne,” said the dude. Words can’t describe the…

Not All Bullies Are Mexican And Vice Versa

Dear Mexican: I’m a pan blanco, and my wife is puertorriqueña. Our son looks basically white, while a casual observer might admit that there is some Latin going on there. I’m not sure how this pertains to my question—it may or may not be worth mentioning. Our son is a…

Vacation Update: La$ Vega$

Programming note: I’m on vacation from both the Dallas Observer, Sportatorium and 105.3 The Fan next week. If you need me I’ll be in Sin City, well, sinning. And hopefully winning. When we reconvene I’ll be live and living color from Texas Rangers’ Spring Training in Surprise, Arizona. Peace Be With You…

Whitt’s End: 2.26.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Although it’s a risk, I’m not too concerned about the Dallas Cowboys losing restricted free-agent receiver Miles Austin. They didn’t place the franchise tag on him yesterday, so a long-term contract…

Whitt’s End: 2.19.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I’m setting the over/under on Tiger Woods saying the word “sorry” in this morning’s sanitized statement at 4.5, and I’m taking the under. I’ll also be shocked if he cries. At…

If Not For Illegal Immigrants, Would It Cost Us More To Eat?

Dear Mexican: People talk about the costs of illegal immigration on our society. What about the savings? Has there been any research into how much more a meal at a restaurant would cost without Mexicans cooking and washing dishes? What percentage increase would we see with supermarket produce if migrant…

Clearly, Snow Big Fan of Trinity River Project

Trying to get to my post at Unfair Park. Big weather issues here. See photo. Huge branch the size of the Sears Tower fell on wife’s car. Worse: I had inadvertently left money bag containing $1 million-plus in rubles on top of car, part of inheritance I received recently from…