Whitt’s End: 2.19.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I’m setting the over/under on Tiger Woods saying the word “sorry” in this morning’s sanitized statement at 4.5, and I’m taking the under. I’ll also be shocked if he cries. At…

If Not For Illegal Immigrants, Would It Cost Us More To Eat?

Dear Mexican: People talk about the costs of illegal immigration on our society. What about the savings? Has there been any research into how much more a meal at a restaurant would cost without Mexicans cooking and washing dishes? What percentage increase would we see with supermarket produce if migrant…

Clearly, Snow Big Fan of Trinity River Project

Trying to get to my post at Unfair Park. Big weather issues here. See photo. Huge branch the size of the Sears Tower fell on wife’s car. Worse: I had inadvertently left money bag containing $1 million-plus in rubles on top of car, part of inheritance I received recently from…

Whitt’s End: 2.12.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *The combo of weather and injuries and chicken shits is diminishing NBA All-Star Weekend. No Kobe Bryant. No Allen Iverson. No LeBron James in the dunk contest. Silver lining: Mavs’ icon…

Hey, John Wiley, Give a Dog a Bone, Willya?

Doesn’t it seem like only yesterday that Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price was telling everybody that County Judge Jim Foster was wacky? Now who wears the wacko jacket every week at commissioners court? This week Price harangued Foster for wanting to direct the county’s constables to carry out background…

Whitt’s End: 2.5.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: UPDATE: I’ve been saying for months – starting back in October – that Michael Irvin’s 103.3 FM ESPN radio show was a dead show talking. Don’t look now – um, apparently some…

The Worst Date in the History of My Ever

Third date time hanging out together. High hopes. True story. So we go to dinner and a couple drinks. Bueno. Go back to her place not far from my house in McKinney. Perfect. She takes the initiative. Sets the mood. Color me desperate horny intrigued. Not big on baths, but…

Out of Order: The Jimmy John’s “Number Six Unwich”

The Number Six UnwichLettuce wrap stuffed with lettuce, sprouts, tomato and avocadoIt’s funny how what we call a food can change the way we think about eating it.”Champagne,” when misapplied, lends a respectable, continental air to that sparkling white California wine, and “tapas” helps make the prospect of less food…

Whitt’s End: 1.29.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *One month into 2010, how’s your New Year’s resolution going? Mine? I was gonna be more positive and less cynical and … oh, screw it. Resolutions never last or else they’d…

Henpecked: Schutze’s New Journalism Hero

Well, as usual, The Dallas Morning News prints stuff, and then it’s up to me to come along behind them and do clean-up on the story. What am I? Their journalistic janitor? Mariana Greene, The News’s garden editor and author of a column called “Gardening Fool,” has a story in…

Thursday %$#@&*^%!!!!!!!

Today’s offering will be short and not-so-sweet. Reason? Commute from McKinney, Texas to Fitzhugh and 75, Dallas: 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rain. Wrecks. And the HOV phenomenon. Goes like this: People cavalierly ignore the rules of the road and drive their solo vehicles in the HOV lane. Cops pull a stake-out and slow…

Is Gabacho Love for Taco Bell Good or Bad for Mexicans?

Why do so many Mexicans work for Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco? Don’t they know they only add a false credence to the belief that this is Mexican cuisine? The bastardizing of the truly great and diverse food of Mexico by the money-hungry corporations of the United States, I…

Out Of Order: The Chipotle “Ensalada de Meat Four Ways”

Each week Out Of Order challenges restaurants to defend their dishes against someone trying desperately to mess things up. We hope to find a few who say the customer isn’t always right. Ensalada de Meat Four WaysBowl of lettuce with chicken, barbacoa, carnitas and steak with jalapeño Tabasco sauce.I was…