Whitt’s End: 3.12.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I said upon hearing the Josh Howard-for-Caron Butler trade during the NBA All-Star break that the Dallas Mavericks were not only re-shaping their roster but re-booting their playoff prospects. I had…

If SMU Has Grown Tired of Matt Doherty, I Got a Name For You

Make it 17 years and counting that SMU won’t be invited to March Madness. With head coach Matt Doherty’s rebuilding program on a pace that’s as slow as refrigerated honey – or is it simply a treadmill? – is it time for a change? SMU’s latest losing season was buried…

Why Are There So Many Latina Transexuals?

Dear Mexican: I’ve always been attracted to transgendered women since I was about 13. I’ve noticed, however, that most trannies are Hispanic. Now, before you say that this is ¡Ask a Mexican!, not ¡Ask a Hispanic!, I’ve also noticed that more than half of all Hispanic transsexuals are Mexican. What’s…

Vegas Vacation: My Top 10 Observations

10. You know it’s going to be an interesting trip when – upon the first hint of turbulence 30 minutes from touchdown in Las Vegas – the person directly behind you throws up sorta into the barf bag. “Turb-yoo-lance ain’t no good, mayne,” said the dude. Words can’t describe the…

Not All Bullies Are Mexican And Vice Versa

Dear Mexican: I’m a pan blanco, and my wife is puertorriqueña. Our son looks basically white, while a casual observer might admit that there is some Latin going on there. I’m not sure how this pertains to my question—it may or may not be worth mentioning. Our son is a…

Vacation Update: La$ Vega$

Programming note: I’m on vacation from both the Dallas Observer, Sportatorium and 105.3 The Fan next week. If you need me I’ll be in Sin City, well, sinning. And hopefully winning. When we reconvene I’ll be live and living color from Texas Rangers’ Spring Training in Surprise, Arizona. Peace Be With You…

Whitt’s End: 2.26.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Although it’s a risk, I’m not too concerned about the Dallas Cowboys losing restricted free-agent receiver Miles Austin. They didn’t place the franchise tag on him yesterday, so a long-term contract…