Whitt’s End: 4.2.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Major Near catastrophic computer meltdown this morning at 8:19 a.m. Outta nowhere, the dreaded blue screen. Bottom line: Whitt’s Dead End. $%^&*$#!! Expect, fingers crossed, re-construction sometime this afternoon right about now…

SMU Cornerback Gets His Bell Rung

Last Sept. 12, SMU cornerback Derrius Bell suffered a concussion in a game at Alabama-Birmingham. Sidelined for three weeks, he returned against TCU and, on the game’s first play, violently hit a Frog receiver after a reception. The tackle forced a fumble, and gave Bell another concussion. The end. Bell, considered…

Whitt’s End: 3.26.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *While Donovan McNabb is dangled by the Philadelphia Eagles and Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers conveniently avoids talking to the police about possible rape charges, isn’t it nice that Dallas…

Too Bad Speedy Gonzales Couldn’t Outrun George Lopez

Dear Mexican: I just read that Speedy Gonzales is getting his own feature film and will be voiced by George Lopez. I read in The Hollywood Reporter that Lopez said he gave Speedy his “Latino Seal of Approval.” Who grants this seal? What does it look like? And how did…

Day “Off”: My Top 10 Observations

​10. Decided to take a day off today. At least from 105.3 The Fan. I’m working on a cover story for next week’s Dallas Observer, plus I’ve contracted some ornery strand of the common cold that has me so congested that diced jalapenos taste like nothing but texture.  Seeing that…

Whitt’s End: 3.19.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Fort Worth Star-Telegram columnist Randy Galloway – who’s forgotten more Rangers’ baseball than I’ll ever learn – says a disgruntled former employee blackmailed the organization and ultimately leaked the story of manager…