Whitt’s End: 4.30.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to pay our last respects to the 2010 Dallas Mavericks. In life, they were an entertaining bunch. Fun. Fast. Full of energy and entertainment. But…

Do Hot-Blooded Mexicans Not Need Winter Coats?

Dear Mexican: I live in a Northeastern city, and a game I play with myself during the cold, wintry months is counting how many Mexicans I see without a heavy coat or appropriate outer-garment. Believe me, I’m not prejudiced (I, too, am a minority, and this game is lightweight compared…

Whitt’s End: 4.23.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Cowboys fans rejoice. First of all you have Dez Bryant. Secondly, you’re not the Denver Broncos. The same team that traded for Brady Quinn has now traded up to draft Tim…

You Don’t Have to be Born in Mexico to Call Yourself Mexican

Dear Mexican: I have a friend who frequently wears a T-shirt that boldly states in big, bad-ass, Old English letters, “Hecho en México.” Five facts follow: He was born 23 years ago in the United States, in Bellflower, California. His truly Mexican parents were nowhere near Mexico when he was…

Whitt’s End: 4.16.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Not only should Dirk Nowitzki be on the first-team All-NBA squad and a legit MVP candidate, he’ll be unstoppable against the Spurs. San Antonio has its nucleus back – Tim Duncan, Manu…

Why Won’t Mexican Women Just Stay in the Kitchen Anymore?

Dear Mexican: I’ve dated a few Mexican girls in the last couple of years and I’ve come to realize one big, important thing—most of the girls didn’t know how to cook, clean and, you know…bring that ol’ school Mexican flavor from the roots! What’s happening to all our true mexicanas?…

Whitt’s End: 4.9.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your rope, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Don’t care if you’re a puckhead or merely a fan of storybook endings, you had to have been moved (to tears?) by Mike Modano’s swan song at American Airlines Center Thursday…