Whitt’s End: 10.22.10

[jump] *Best all-time band with a number in its name? Nine Inch Nails. *Toldja. When I wish failure on someone it works. Since I’ve transfered my evil powers of doom ‘n gloom onto A-Rod, he’s gone 3 for 17 in the ALCS with as many strikeouts as hits (3). Plus,…

Whitt’s End: 10.15.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *There’s probably some heart-over-head at work here, but I’m picking Rangers in 7. If Neftali Feliz doesn’t blow a save and if the Rangers can avoid letting the Yankees’ mystique force a…

Whitt’s End: 10.8.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *A sentence I thought I’d never live long enough to type: The American League Championship Series — Texas Rangers v. New York Yankees — starts one week from today at Rangers Ballpark…

What in the First World is Wrong with Mexico?

Dear Mexican: Mexico is truly an amazing, beautiful country! Huge oil reserves, mineral deposits second to none, tourist potential unparalleled! God gave Mexico every possible advantage. And yet the Mexicans, in all their wisdom and intellect, have turned it into a backwater, undeveloped narco-ruled Third World cesspool of corruption and…

Whitt’s End: 10.1.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Sobering number right outta the gate: Since July 1 the Texas Rangers are 42-40. Are we fooling ourselves thinking they’re an elite team that can actually win a playoff series against…

A Good (Educated, Latino) Man is Hard to Find.

Dear Mexican: I understand NYC isn’t your jurisdiction, but maybe you have some insight, or maybe this is also a problem for other smart and successful Latinas. My question is: Why is it so hard to find an educated Mexican—or hell—even a Latino man who isn’t a pretentious hijo de…

Whitt’s End: 9.24.10

​Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Times like these make me regret that I stopped referring to Wade Phillips as “Stumbledoofus.” After missing two crucial field goals in two weeks, David Buehler should be on a short…

What, finally, will keep Mexicans out? Mines?

Dear Mexican: What punishment could America give that would FINALLY make crossing America’s borders—repeatedly—unpalatable to Mexicans, when even Mexican natives admit that it is at least as harmful to Mexico as it is to America, and the “needless paperwork” in our immigration process is to TRY to filter out habitual…

Doing the Math After Today’s Tax Rate Vote

City of Dallas Facebook pageFrom yesterday’s Pavaho Pump Station groundbreaking, though feel free to write your own caption​Didn’t even get my print-edition column out the door this week before I got a major correction, and this one from a person who would know — city council member Angela Hunt. She…