Sunday night at MetLife Stadium the New York Jets will hand out American flags to every fan, and an ass-whipping to America’s Team. Remember the part about not betting with your heart, but your head? This is a primo example. I want the Cowboys to win their NFL regular-season opener. Just don’t…
Dear Mexican: I’m a young white dude who drives to work every day, and on my daily commute, I get off the freeway and drive through the streets. Every single day between the hours of 5 a.m. and 12 p.m., there are AT LEAST 100 Mexican men out there waiting…
I’ve been on Rick Perry Watch for several weeks, working on a feature story about him. I think I’m going to be able to break the news that he’s serious about running for president. Just kidding. I’ll try to do better than that. But, man, everybody in American journalism is…
We’ve all played Beer Pong. But tonight at Duke’s Original Roadhouse in Addison the rewards — not to mention the balls — will be much bigger than forcing your buddy to chug a warm cup o’ keg brew. At 9 p.m. will commence the culmination of a 12-week Big Balls tournament hosted by 105.3…
Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans , where we meet some of the people behind the local music scene — those who aren’t necessarily members of local bands, but more the people who make the scene move. Dale Brock got his start in the music business in Wichita Falls, where lived…
I was waiting for Dallas’s new mayor, Mike Rawlings, to tell us what he has decided about building a new expressway out between the flood control levees along the Trinity River — where it floods — but instead today he has told us how he feels about SMU football. And…
Writer and radio journalist Julia Barton, a regular reader of Unfair Park, tipped me today to a really fascinating piece published September 1 by BusinessWeek, called “The God Clause and the Reinsurance Industry.” It’s about an arcane industry located in cities far from Dallas, but Barton spied that the story…
Oh, wouldn’t you know I’d wind up agreeing with my opponent? You know what’s wrong with me? I am just too damn much of a sweetheart, that’s my problem. Too nice, too smart, too good-lookin’. I’ve got to drop at least one just to make things fair. So this morning…
Early last month, the CBS-11 announced a friendly competition to crown the area’s Most Valuable Bloggers. Categories include local affairs, sports, lifestyle, entertainment and dining, among others. Contestants are entered into the event through a nomination process in which anyone can participate. Currently 17 blogs have entered the food fray…
[jump] *DeMarco Murray > Tashard Choice. And apparently former Kimball star/free-agent running back Phillip Tanner has made this team. Wow. *It opened this week, but I totally don’t get “dove season.” Went once. Bored outta my brain. *If you ever wanted to see NBC5’s Kim Fischer (#82) smiling and 105.3…
I try and eat something interesting for lunch every day I can. Zaguan is a great Latin bakery across the street from the Observer HQ that serves a decent arepas. I covet Reina Pepiada: a salad of pulled chicken and avocado. Nosh, up the street, composes some beautiful plates at…
I was out running traps this morning on the ongoing FBI Dallas political corruption investigation, and guess whose path I crossed? My own. A lawyer I called said my call was fortuitous because he happened to be in the process at that very moment of writing a letter to the…
Okay, let’s do this. And by “this” I mean let’s make some moolah. The good ol’ illegal fun way, shall we? In 2008 I lost every penny of my virtual $10,000. In 2009 I wound up losing only $150. In 2010 I netted a cool $5,000. By my math, that’s a…
Dear Mexican: I see a lot of vatos around wearing the clam-digger pants with the knee-high white socks and white sneakers. While this is nothing new, I’ve noticed recently that the shoes and socks are the whitest white I’ve ever seen. If I wear white sneakers and socks, they get…
I was of little faith. I freely admit that. See, I thought Mike Rawlings, Dallas’ new mayor, was bailing on us. But he said no. We spoke last week, and he reiterated his commitment to banning lobbying by political consultants at City Hall. “The big issue is that we cannot…
When Rick Perry takes a shot at Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke, you can kind of imagine him twirling that laser-sighted .380 Ruger coyote-killer of his on an index finger. When Richard Fisher does it — he’s the Harvard-grad president and chief executive officer of the Dallas Federal Reserve Bank…
The idea of formal rules for the economic treatment of minorities originally had to do with employment, starting in 1961 under President John F. Kennedy with Executive Order 10925. The idea was really for the federal government to set an example. If you were a federal agency or contractor, you…
Some burger town. I’ve probably had 20 or so since I got here, and I’ve noticed an alarming trend. Almost all of my burgers have arrived over-cooked. In fact of all the burgers I’ve had, only two or so (thanks, Grape and NHS) were cooked as ordered. The rest? Woefully…
The coolest kinds of nerds are the ones that keep themselves preoccupied on so many levels that it’s impossible not to be impressed. Anita Riot is, by this definition, a cool nerd. Far from being the reclusive, atrophied nerd-type, cross-eyed from spending too much time in front of a computer…
Even D Magazine, which for years operated as a kind of billboard for the Trinity River toll road project, has given up on it. The Dallas Morning News has admitted it got conned. But the thing doesn’t die. It’s the Dracula of local public works projects. Hammer a stake in…
Get your rubber boots out and put a clothespin on your nose. Large numbers of chickens will be coming home to roost in Dallas in the weeks ahead, as homeowners in Dallas come to grips with the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s new flood maps for most of Dallas. The maps…
[jump] *No matter what you think of the Rangers planned Stone Monument, the tribulations of Shannon Stone and his family are gut-wrenching. *I’d like soccer better if goalies couldn’t use their hands. I’d like dogs better if they didn’t have tongues. *Excited about UFC 134 Saturday night from Rio de Janeiro,…
