The Overserved’s Guide To Hotel Bar Season

Here at The Overserved, we love a hotel bar. It’s a special island. The best ones are places you can simultaneously take your family or witness the beginning of an affair. That they are occupied by the ghosts traveling through town only adds to their allure. Here is our guide…

Five New Rules for Internet Jukeboxes

Does this look like Michael Bolton to you?By John Seaborn Gray Used to be you’d have to hit bar after bar until you found just the right jukebox, which promptly became your own personal lair of alcohol consumption. Folks demanded more freedom of choice, however, so many bars have switched…

Why Do Mexicans Boycott Columbus Day?

Dear Mexican: Why do gabachos always feel the need to talk about money or trips they have taken? I always notice this when I am at any restaurant, like they don’t have nada más de que hablar. They make a point to speak loudly for everybody to hear. La Prieta…

Cronies on the Bench

Psst. Hey. Wanna see somethin’ dirty? Peep in this little window with me. C’mon! We won’t get in trouble. Look in here. It’s City Hall. Yeah, no kidding. They don’t know we can see them. For the last year, they’ve been going through all kinds of elaborate window-dressing gyrations for…

Michelle Rodriguez Is Country Radio’s Night Owl

Michelle Rodriguez spent a few years doing night shifts at 99.5 The Wolf, and a little while working part-time in the promotions department, before moving to KSCS-FM 96.3 for nights. She’s there because DFW radio legend Smokey Rivers saw her natural on-air talent, but she still manages to jump into…

Rambo Romney Should Call for Restarting the Draft

Make us believe you mean it, Mitt. Bring back the draft. For the better part of a week, I have been reading all these thinly veiled suggestions by Mitt Romney that President Obama isn’t enough of an ass-kicker in the Middle East. His aides have been telling reporters that a…

The Overserved Takes a Dip In Some Afternoon Delight

The first whispers of fall blew through Dallas this weekend. There we were, eager to pull on boots and jackets. How quickly we toss the lightness of summer when we make contact with that first dip in temperature. These days are perfect for quiet afternoons of exploring. A trip across…

Putting An End To Over-Sized Menus

When I wrote about a small tavern in Oak Cliff, I praised small menus, saying that kitchens tasked with too many dishes often end up with watered-down plates fraught with errors, or that the menus themselves are just a pain in the ass to read through. My last few meals,…

Dear Benjamin Netanyahu, Could You do a Mitzvah for Dallas?

This is a personal letter to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Dear Prime Minister: My name is Jim Schutze. I am a columnist for the Dallas Observer. I write about local things here. My politics are sort of all over the place, but I have always considered myself a great…

The Overserved, Black Tie Edition

Well, sugars. I hope you took advantage of the karmic energy being passed around town this weekend. Saturday was perhaps the most beautiful day of all time and space and had Dallas in the best mood I have ever seen. The scene was set, whether you found yourself tapping out…

Two Conventions: One for Old White People, One for Everyone Else

Look, I’m not even the world’s biggest fan of political conventions, because they make me feel like I’m trapped in a cubicle with a car salesman. What’s to believe about an event where they hire a consultant to do the balloon drop? But with these two conventions freshly behind us,…

Six Korean Pop Artists To Watch After “Gangnam Style”

Korean comedian/musician PSY’s track “Gangnam Style” became a global viral hit over the summer and served as an example of the Hallyu, or Korean wave. This week, Schoolboy Records (the crew behind Justin Bieber and Carly Rae Jepsen) picked PSY up for releases in North America, the most high-profile deal…