How To Prepare for the Outside World

Even though Texas experienced a record-high 58 deaths because of coronavirus on May 14, Gov. Greg Abbott thinks it’s a good idea to start reopening the state. If willing, bars can open to limited capacity starting Friday. And even though it’s only been two months since we’ve socialized inside a…

Unmasked: The Illusion of Normalcy Is More Contagious Than COVID

Last week, a small band performed outside a restaurant in a Dallas suburb. The live video of the event showed that none of the members were wearing masks, unlike the small group watching. A woman, wearing a mask barely covering her nose, waved at the singer, even though they were…

We Are Living in Kylie Jenner’s Year of Realizing Stuff

Remember when Kylie Jenner called 2016 “The year of realizing stuff”? In a now infamous scene from her solo reality show, Life With Kylie, the youngest Jenner declared that she had shifted her focus to the pursuit of emotional maturity, which she meant to acquire through a meditative reflection, allowing…

The Coronavirus Challenge: Don’t Be Selfish or Stupid. Stay Home.

It feels like we’ve been training for prolonged periods of social distancing for years: Staring deep into our phones, driving-thru our errands and meals, hoarding online friendships while disposing of our flesh-and-bone ones, morphing into avatars who only exist online. Even phone calls became too intrusive, and we all learned…

Sidewalks Are for Decent Citizens and Dogs, Not Runners

I promise never to bring this up again. I may have said that before. I can’t remember. But this is definitely the last time. What is the etiquette for running up silently behind unfamiliar dogs on leashes and then passing them on the same sidewalk? Actually, forget etiquette. What is…

The 2000s Are Due for a Comeback, and We Can’t Let It Happen

In the 1970s, we had Happy Days. In the 1980s, we had Bryan Adams’ “Summer of 69.” In the 1990s, we had That ’70s Show. In the 2000s, we had a post-punk revival. In the 2010s, ’90s nostalgia became so big that Nickelodeon started a programming block titled NickRewind, which was…

What’s Going On with the Potential Wine Tariffs?

The Trump administration, in its crusade against the European Union and to bolster the bottom line of some of the world’s richest companies, wants to tax the hell out of your bottle of cheap French rosé. It has already imposed a 25% tariff on most French, Spanish, German and British…

Songs Glorifying Drugs Should Also List Their Negative Side Effects*

Typically, complaints lodged against music in the mainstream would make someone look like a miserly old-timer stuck in his or her glory days, but when people take issue with artists glamorizing drug abuse, they actually raise a legitimate point. However, as much merit as these grievances have, reasonable propositions to…

Don’t Be Bitter About These Sweet Cookies

There’s a war on sugar cookies, and it’s not just my keto diet, although I all but completely abandoned my sugar-free lifestyle for the yuletide season when I saw these delicious floofs of sugary dough and frosting spanning all colors of a pastel rainbow on seemingly every end-cap in grocery…

Top 10 Best Songs by Really Bad Artists

One crucial tenet of music criticism is being able to see a piece or performance as the multifaceted work it truly is. Seldom are songs, albums or concerts ever completely without blemish, and in that same vein, seldom are they ever irredeemably bad and devoid of any favorable characteristics. If…

Stephan Courseau Responds to ‘Servant Restaurants’ Article

Editor’s note: On Tuesday, restaurant critic Brian Reinhart wrote an essay about the rise in the number of what he called “servant restaurants,” those high-price places that primarily cater to extremely rich customers, and what that rise means for the city’s restaurant industry. (It’s not good, he contends.) Not everyone shared…

Dallas Cowboys Fans Want Jason Garrett Out, Right Now

Did Sunday’s loss ultimately seal Jason Garrett’s fate? Fans hope so. After burying the memory of a three-game losing streak with two consecutive 30-plus wins, Sunday’s loss to the Vikings — which, if you ask us, was lost in the first quarter, not the fourth — reopened the burning question…

Rant: Do Not Take My Food

Last year I had this cool gig where I shot photos for a cruise line. The A/V crew was awesome, we all got along great. Until one lunch break when we were all sitting at a large table in the Windbreaker, consuming calories as fuel to go about the rest…