If the Bushes Are Liberals Now, Then I Must Be a … Kumquat?

Story in The New York Times today talks about the Bush dynasty reclaiming its influence in the Republican Party by championing immigration reform. I have another idea for them, based on their legacy in Dallas: school reform. But this is grudging, man. Why do I want the Bushes to reclaim…

Earl Sweatshirt Makes Jay Z Look Silly On His New Album

“It’s money” opens Doris, the way-way-way-too-much-anticipated album from Odd Future standout and internal rhyme genius Earl Sweatshirt. “It’s money,” the intro repeats, “It’s money.” If you bought a physical copy, you’re hearing that opening while thumbing through the artwork: an intoxicated-looking (though he kind of always is) Earl standing next…

Whatever Happened to the Lazy Mexican?

Dear Readers: The Mexican wants to beat you to the carne asada case this Labor Day fin de semana, so behold two oldies-but-goodies I amazingly haven’t yet passed off as new in this columna. The first one is extant and one of the favorite questions the Mexican ever got; for…

How Dallas’ Barker Brothers Fight City Hall and Win

Ever have this feeling? Something pops up in the news in Dallas like, “Ribbon Cutting Today on Gigantic Mississippi Riverboat Floating Country Club for Rich People in White Rock Lake.” And you’re saying, “Wait. Ribbon cutting? Riverboat? Floating country club?” Sometimes I pick up the newspaper, and I immediately look…

Stop Sucking at Parenting, Dinnertime Parents

Welcome to Alice Column, in which Alice Laussade writes stories about things on (roughly) the same day of (roughly) every week, making it (roughly) a column. Got an idea for a column? Start your own blog and write it up, you lazy shit. You decide to go to Cane Rosso…

Should I Manage My Husband’s Band?

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

Wilco’s Eight Albums, Ranked From Best to Worst

Halfway through “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart,” the leadoff track on 2002’s Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. That’s when I stopped listening to Wilco, which had been one of my favorite bands of the ’90s because of their first three albums- A.M., Being There and Summerteeth, as well as the…

Last Shot: A New Chemotherapy Drug Means New Side Effects

Lindsey BestAndrew Youssef[Editor’s Note: Long-time concert photographer Andrew Youssef found out two years ago that he had stage IV colon cancer. In that time, he has continued to shoot tons of music events, on top of other freelance work and working a day job at a hospital, of all places…

25 Ways to Tell You Spend Too Much Time in Deep Ellum

Deep Ellum is not the only place in where music happens in Dallas. But it is the most storied: It’s where our blues scene found its legs and where Kurt Cobain found our fists. And today, the neighborhood is home to every kind of show, from one person with an…