Some people just know how to hook you, right? Say you’re browsing an online dating profile and someone catches your eye. Witty one-liners, cute smirks, maybe something cryptic like a tattoo of Josef Stalin eating a hot dog. Their linked Tumblr page shows they have an active interest in occult…
Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…
Nevermind turntables. Stephan Gaulon, aka “Tape Mastah Steph” likes to mix with cassettes. Born in France and imported from the San Francisco area in the early 2000’s, we briefly spoke to Tape Mastah Steph in December while gathering a year-end salute to some of our loved lost locals (Tape was…
Today we should learn something more about Yigal Lelah, a real estate developer to whom the city granted $4.5 million five years ago to create a high-end mixed-use development across from the Veterans Affairs Medical Center on Lancaster Road in a poor part of southern Dallas. That development never happened…
Being in a band is hard. Assembling a band is almost impossible. As anyone who’s been through a few bands can tell you, meeting a self-proclaimed “musician” should instill about as much enthusiasm in you as meeting someone who is going to college for a career in law enforcement. You’re…
Put yourself in Robert Pitre’s shoes. He owns 120 acres right next to the new University of North Texas campus in southern Dallas in an area of the city that is more rural than urban. For one thing, it has no city sewer service. Houses and businesses in the area…
Dear Mexican: I work in one of those progressive companies. Most of the gabachos bosses are actually pretty cool … at least when your back isn’t turned. There are a few a-holes, pero there will always be a few; they’ve got gigs lined up in talk radio. Sabes que ……
White Rock’s dog park is getting a $1 million renovation, and I can’t wait to see it. They’re talking about reworking the “dog launch” that goes into the lake, which appears to be just a manufactured shallow end of the lake, but maybe they’re making it into a dog catapult?…
I am still trying to reach Yigal Lelah, the developer on Lancaster Road I wrote about yesterday who seems to have spent $13 a square foot in money the city gave him for a bunch of land the tax appraisal district says is worth $1 to $5 a square foot…
OK, I’d like to fill you in on what I’ve just found out here, but I’m exhausted from the investigative effort. It would help if you were here to fan me. But, no, you’re not, as usual, so I will have to do my best on my own. Last week…
Last summer, Houston’s one-woman pop monopoly Beyoncé Knowles introduced the world to one of her grittier alter-egos with the unleashing of Third Ward Trill. With chopped-and-screwed rap deliveries, à la promotional single “Bow Down/ I Been On,” fans received a taste of the hip-hop influences to follow on Jay Z’s…
Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…
Our appointment was at 7 p.m. It was 6:57, and we were at a Mockingbird Lane intersection trying to make out the house number for our destination. We were pretty sure we were outside the right home, and in a flash the lights turned on and the house number was…
Right after the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development accused Dallas last month of massive racial segregation and housing fraud, Mayor Mike Rawlings was all for making nice. That lasted all of two weeks. Now he and the city attorney are telling HUD to go screw itself. Last month,…
It’s widely known that band names, which once were mainly nouns and sometimes even gave you a sense of what the artist’s music sounded like, have devolved into an apocalypse of in-jokes, cleverness, punctuation and strange capitalization. It’s almost impossible these days not to look at a festival lineup without…
One more selfie here: This week I have a story in the print newspaper about City Hall’s efforts to shut down a car wash in a poor neighborhood. It’s actually the second time in a year that photographer Mark Graham and I have worked on a story about Jim’s (no…
It has happened to me a million times. I walk into a bar with the intention of sitting down for a relaxing beverage, and in between the time that I’ve paid and my first sip of beer, I realize that some 22-year-old asshole is having a birthday party. And that…
Artwork by Tatiana Craine A few weeks have passed since we found out who will be officially inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in April. Which means enough time has passed for the migraines and projectile vomiting to have subsided. Here’s a scorecard for the inductees of…
This week I have a story in the actual newspaper about Jim’s Car Wash at the corner of MLK Boulevard and Myrtle Street in South Dallas — the business that is the object of an eight-year running battle at City Hall. One important point in that story may get short…
Dear Mexican: How do we humanize the illegals in this country? I’ve been in this country illegally for 16 years, y ya chole no? For 16 years I lived my life like anyone else: going to school and working. Eventually I became a teacher for the public schools. It is…
All illustrations Jena Ardell By Jena Ardell Feuding Oasis brothers Liam, 41, and Noel Gallagher, 46, came face to face for the first time in more than a year at their niece’s wedding in Co. Kildare, Ireland, last weekend. The brothers have barely spoken since Noel quit Oasis four years…
Yesterday The Dallas Morning News carried a really tough, plain-talking editorial condemning City Hall policies that have produced deliberate racial segregation in Dallas. It was the kind of editorial that should be applauded and really doesn’t deserve to be nitpicked. But when did that ever stop me? In a clear…
