Dear Mayor: Go Global for a New Fair Park

Reporter Scott Parks had an excellent “get” Friday in The Dallas Morning News revealing that Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings has been running a secret task force to come up with ideas for the future of Fair Park. Fair Park — the 277-acre 1930s Art Deco exposition park in the heart…

Dallas’ Restaurants Have Been Shunned by Yelp, but Not for the Reasons You Think

Earlier this week Yelp published its top 100 restaurants — what it described as a list of “the ultimate, try-before-you-die, food-coma-inducing, so-good-it-makes-you-want-to-slap-your-momma places to eat.” The ranked list seemed to touch on every aspect of American dining, from east coast to west, from downtown to suburban, and from fine dining…

The News Muddies the Waters over our Vanishing Trinity Lakes

Yesterday morning after I read the story in The Dallas Morning News about the so-called Trinity lakes the city is going to build, I went straight to the kitchen and put my face under the cold water tap, then gave myself a couple of sharp slaps and said loudly, “No,…

The Last Hiding Place on Lower Greenville

“I will be coming from the gym. I hope it’s okay if I am a little grubby.” The message appears on my phone with a ting. “Oh, same,” I reply. “Now we can both be a little grubby.” That shared agreement is important. Two gym outfits cancel each other out…

What’s With the Cousin-hate in Mexican families?

Dear Mexican: Why is there in every Mexican family a jealous cousin driven by insecurity? Must Excuse Vulgar-Ass Lingual Expression Dear ME VALE: Take your pick. It’s because a) your dad unwittingly insulted their dad back in the rancho when they were boys, and your cousin was taught to hate…

Lack of Trust Could Stunt “Grow South”

“Grow South” is Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings’ initiative to erase or at least soften the hard economic border dividing white North Dallas from black and Hispanic southern Dallas. When Rawlings ad libs about it from a chair out front of his desk in his City Hall office, he can reel…

Wylie H: “Stop Me Before I Comment Again!”

Yesterday I came in and found a fat suspicious-looking Fedex package waiting for me not on my desk with other mail but propped alone on my chair. Normally with potentially harmful mail, I leave it unopened and dispose of it safely in the trash can in the advertising department But…

That’s Enough Already, Dave Grohl

Press PhotoDave Grohl is one of my favorite dudes in the world but he needs to hop off my radar for a minute. I’m a mega Nirvana fan and I’ve always admired Dave for his talent and humor, but lately I can’t seem to get him out of my face…

The 10 Post-Punk Albums Every Music Fan Should Own

Thirty years ago this week, The Smiths released their self-titled debut. It arrived at a time when every bass groove, dissonant guitar and echo-ey drum machine rhythm that would become identified with late ’70s and early ’80s post-punk music was at its peak. However, this debut also represented a new…

Ten Rules of the Rave: A Guide to Underground Dance Party Etiquette

Electronic music’s recent surge in popularity comes with serious side effects for underground-party aficionados. Suddenly, Daft Punk is winning Grammys, and drunk girls (and guys) are ruining life at 4 a.m. in a warehouse somewhere. By Sarah Stanley-Ayre Take this recent incident: Under a haunting pink hue Dustin Zahn tended…

I Honestly Tried to Like Imagine Dragons

I’m going to let you in on the secret: I don’t know anything about music that normal adult humans listen to. Avalanches of culture engulf our entire society while I sit in a grubby basement, hunched over a laptop listening to old Motorhead records. However, on occasion, I’m forced to…

Please Stop Making Me Chew My Drinks, World

Drinks are for drinking, not for chewing. I thought this was obvious. But then I bought a coconut water from the grocery store. “With pulp” it said. “OK, that’s probably like orange juice with pulp,” I replied. I opened the can, took a sip, and that’s when the pulpy can…

Meatless Mexicans

Dear Mexican: Do you agree with gente who think you can’t be vegetarian if you’re Mexican ’cause meat is an essential part of our diet? I think it’s babosadas. Like, my parents growing up in Zacatecas only had meat on Friday when the pollero came knockin’, or other rare occurrences…

We spent $19 Million for Trinity Lakes. Don’t Expect a Lake.

The powers that be made sure leadership of the Dallas City Council’s Trinity River project committee would go to Vonciel Hill, their biggest suck-up. Therefore, most of the good information about the project dies right there. Everything would die if it were not for Sandy Greyson and Scott Griggs. Griggs,…