Country Music Will Rebound in 2015 as It Shakes off Its Bro-Country Shackles

At this point, the jokes about country music make themselves. There is nothing fresh or relevant about making fun of country music anymore, especially if you’re talking about the unfortunate bro-country subgenre. That doesn’t mean that we’ll stop making jokes about these inept and shirtless knuckle-draggers, but this is where…

In 2015, Let’s Say So Long to Bone Marrow, OK Dallas?

I ate a lot of bone marrow this past year, and the only dish that really wowed me was the one you see pictured above. It’s bacon-crusted bone marrow and it’s served with either uni or caviar, depending on the mood of chef John Tesar at his new steakhouse, Knife…

Dallas Christmas Shopping Bingo! Can You Find Yourself?

It’s the holiday season. A time of joy. A time of laughter. A time when everyone likes to buy their favorite friends and family members presents whilst being total dicks to all the strangers in their path. Let’s all go to NorthPark and play Holiday Shopping Bingo! The Twitchy-Eyed Mom…

Ronquillo Versus Rawlings Will Be Mr. Daylight Versus the Shadow

The thing about Dallas lawyer Marcos Ronquillo, who formally announced yesterday he’s running for mayor of Dallas, is not that he’s Hispanic. We’ve seen that movie before. If Ronquillo’s last name can bring more Latino voters to the polls next May, then that may change the equation somewhat, but Domingo…