Dallas is Number One. We have the worst crime rate of America’s major cities, based on the most recent set of FBI crime statistics. And guess what? It’s getting way worse even as you read this. Murders in Dallas in June were up 300 percent over the same period in…
I’m working on a new joke. I’ve been working on it all week, but I can’t come up with the punch line. Maybe you can help. This is as far as I’ve gotten: Dallas Mayor Laura Miller walks into a bar. There’s this guy sitting at a table with big…
Just try this one little fact on for size: The expressway they want to build on top of the Trinity River will make the traffic worse on Central Expressway. Not better. Worse. And it will make traffic worse on parts of Interstate 30, too. The amount of improvement it will…
If we really want to get those guys we’ve captured in Iraq to crack, the way to do it is with very long PowerPoint presentations. Or, as I have come to think of them, What’s the Point presentations. I sat through more than four hours of PowerPoint on the Trinity…
Some weeks ago I wrote a column about proposed changes to the city-owned classical music station, WRR-FM, in which I made negative remarks about Wise County, a rural area north of Fort Worth. After that column appeared, I received a deluge of angry e-mail from Wise County residents who felt…
Ahhhh, yes. The philosophy department of the University of Morning News. The Dallas Morning News editorial page has been weighing in very weightily on the recent outcome of the District 9 Dallas City Council runoff election–a result we here at the Dallas Observer might otherwise have tossed off as a…
OK. Let’s just cut to the ethical chase on this whole stupid WRR radio station tower-swap deal. This is ridiculous. The city council needs to put some people in chairs, turn on the bright lights and the tape recorders and ask some straight questions. The council will hear this week…
Phew. This talk about changing up the city-owned radio station sure has some odor to it. A group of people in the radio business have offered to “swap towers” with WRR-FM, the city-owned classical music station. WRR gets one of their broadcast towers and some money. They get the WRR…
Hey, wait a minute. What just happened? You tell me. Did a skinny liberal Jewish Democrat woman who is a short-haired ex-muckraker just run for mayor of Dallas and win by 16 great big percentage points over a well-known tenured Republican, mainly with support from the arch-conservative, arch-Republican, arch-Christian, arch-white,…
Go ahead and vote for all the stuff on the city’s half-a-billion-plus bond proposal. They’ll call you a rat if you don’t. Obviously, The Dallas Morning News is going to run an op ed piece every other day between now and the May 3 election telling people that good citizens…
The sleaze artists not only are out there hard at work preparing to steal and bamboozle votes from old people in the May 3 Dallas election: They may even be working overtime. They want to get in their last good harvest before the vote-fraud reform bill shuts them down. State…
Mary Poss has an ethics issue that isn’t going away. One person has been fired; allegations have been made of illegal behavior by state officials seeking to protect Poss from bad publicity; a whistleblower suit has been filed; a criminal complaint has been made. At every step of the way…
Wait a minute. Before we snap to the conclusion that the new Trinity River plan unveiled last week by Mayor Laura Miller is yet another civic scam, know this: I’ve been sitting here for a week staring at it, and the more I stare, the more the hair stands up…
This is all I ask. Remember the sailboats. I know we’ve been over this before. But since we last talked about it, the Dallas City Council has passed final ballot language for the bond election on May 3. I just want to make sure we’re on the same page: The…
So I guess this is the new post-ECAOBM era at the Dallas Observer, in which ECAOBM stands for Eric Celeste’s Article On Bob Mong (“Snooze Alarm,” February 13). Celeste, a talented young editor, a former student of mine at SMU who regularly addressed me as “Professor Schutze,” now one of…
Three weeks ago I get a call from an old friend who also happens to be a friend of the police chief. He reminds me that I wrote positive things about Terrell Bolton in 1999 when he was made chief of police in Dallas, and he says Bolton wants a…
At first the debris field was exciting. Normal people don’t have precedent for dealing with spaceships exploding over their heads. Driving southeast from Dallas down U.S. Highway 175 a few hours after the crash, you could see it in people’s eyes–the alert panoramic gaze of shock and anticipation. But late…
At first the debris field was exciting. Normal people don’t have precedent for dealing with spaceships exploding over their heads. Driving southeast from Dallas down U.S. Highway 175 a few hours after the crash, you could see it in people’s eyes–the alert panoramic gaze of shock and anticipation. But late…
I was unable to get Councilwoman Mary Poss to call me back to confirm or deny this story, so let’s take it as one man’s version and assume there are two sides: Over a period of a year or more, Robert Reynolds, a senior city auditor, had appeared before Poss…
This is Dallas, a conservative bastion. But the county government is setting up a system for spying on private citizens that would have turned old Joe Stalin green with envy. The county has signed a $40 million contract with a French multinational corporation to take over all of its information…
No one–least of all Ed Sebesta–would argue that Ed Sebesta of Oak Cliff brought down Trent Lott. But I can make a pretty good case that Lott would still be majority leader of the Senate if Sebesta had never been born. I have written about Sebesta before: A computer engineer…
Let’s do this. Let’s not talk about all the big things that happened at City Hall in 2002. To be honest, there weren’t any. Nothing happened. As usual. So what about this? Why don’t we talk about what should have happened? Let’s say, for example, that a strange green gas…
