Nincompoopos Mentis

Maurine Dickey: She’s learning, we’ll give you that. The Dallas County Commissioners voted this morning to rescind the rescinding of the $69,000 senior citizen property tax exemption they voted to adopt at their previous meeting, effectively reinstating it. They learned, apparently for the first time, that they cannot rescind the…

Fear and Self-Loathing at The News

Over on DallasMorningViews, The Dallas Morning News’ editorial page blog, Rod Dreher warns us that The News’ editorial board is churning the question whether New Orleans needs to be saved any more than it already has. Rod is a great writer, so he does an elegant job of expressing his…

The Lie is Now in Sessions

Yesterday, Pete Sessions told a crowd that included Mayor Tom that the feds will kill the Trinity River project’s funding should we vote no on the toll road. Nuhn-unh, congressman. Trinity River toll road backers have been trying for months to get somebody in Washington to say that if Dallas…

Body Snatchers

Maybe you’re not like me. You don’t explain life as science fiction. So you don’t think of Dallas politics as The Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I do. Body Snatchers is the movie where the space pods grow in your basement, and then they turn into you. I forget what…

Lipstick Lesbiana

Dear Readers: It’s not just questions and racist rants that invade the Mexican’s mailbox—your feedback sneaks under my digital fence también. Let’s start with Lean Like a K Street Chola, a former gangbanger-turned-lobbyist who wrote in a couple of weeks back wondering how she could explain to quizzical pals why…

A Flood of Questions

In the August 13 edition of Time, a story by Michael Grunwald tells how the Corps of Engineers is in the process of repeating all the same mistakes that created the Katrina disaster. Only 10 times worse. This story is a must-read for anybody who really cares about Dallas’ own…

Strawberry Fields Never

Dear Mexican: I had a heated discussion in my van pool with a couple of gringos where they made a comment that immigration (both legal and illegal) needs to stop. I replied jokingly, “Then who will take our orders at McDonald’s or work in the fields?” They had the nerve…

Mirror, Mirror

President Bush said last week he doesn’t think Congress should raise the gas tax to pay for new bridges until it does something first about all the gas tax money wasted on so-called “earmark” projects—projects that don’t meet federal standards but get done anyway as political favors to Congress members’…

Nov. 6? Yeah, We Can Clear the Day.

So, it’s on. We will indeed have an election November 6 on whether to put a high-speed toll road through the proposed new park along the Trinity River downtown. Council voted it up 15-0 just now. Of course, they didn’t really have a choice. When the city secretary certified the…

Schutze Meant to Call You Back, Swear

On its front page yesterday, The Dallas Morning News ran a story about the Trinity toll road in which there was a discussion of stories written by me and other people at the Dallas Observer. The story, written by Bruce Tomaso, said, “Mr. Schutze did not return telephone calls or…

Jim’s Laughing His Widdle Head Off

Look, Jim and Tim and Patrick, you know that Angela Hunt’s married, right? As it turns out, our Patrick Williams and your Angela Hunt have both been peppering the same guy in the Dallas regional office of the Texas Department of Transportation with questions about the Trinity project. These are…

In and Out

Oh my word. Oh my, oh my. I am looking at this. I don’t want to see it. It just came in the mail. This is scary. A couple weeks ago in the course of some reporting on Dallas County Judge Jim Foster, I asked his assistant, Bob Johnston, for…

Whats in a (Mexican) Name?

Dear Mexican: I’ve run into a problem with my wife. I’d like to proudly display our last name on the back window of the family car, but she won’t allow it. How can I convince her that’s it’s a long and honored Mexican tradition to do so? —Tejano Rick P.S.:…

Serving up History on Plate

Like father, like son: Anyone remember former Texas Rangers pitcher Mike Bacsik? Not that one, this one. Too bad The Dallas Morning News didn’t pen its own Mike Bacsik piece for this morning’s paper — Bacsik being, like, the Washington Nationals pitcher who served up Barry Bonds’ 756th homer last…

Jim Schutze Needs Your Help. (Yeah, Yeah.)

As Rob Allyn’s folks haven’t yet had much luck — they’re workin’ on it, sure — if anybody out there has a means of getting copies of the television ads that ran in 1998 urging people to vote for the Trinity River bond issue, I sure wish that person would…

The Bridge to the Truth

Read The Dallas Morning News’ coverage of the Minnesota bridge collapse closely for the story you will not see: What is the truth behind the claim of the Trinity toll road/signature bridge boosters that all of the major freeway bridges in downtown Dallas are slated for replacement, anyway? I’m so…

Think, Goddamnit!

Yes, and we’re gonna run this again and again and again. Another interesting day Trinity toll road-wise. I appeared on (actually, was heard on) Krys Boyd’s show on KERA-FM (90.1), Think, with Dave Levinthal of The News to discuss the toll road referendum. Snag yer podcast here, but as usual,…

Jim Will Think About Allegations of Fraud This Afternoon

Dave Levinthal of The Dallas Morning News and I will be on KERA-FM (90.1)’s Think at noon today to “discuss” the TrinityVote petition campaign and Mayor Tom Leppert’s allegations of fraud by signature gatherers. As usual when I appear on the radio, I will be wearing my Speedo and a…

The God Dilemma

Dear Mexican: Why do Mexicans say “¡Ojalá Dios quiere!”? Ojalá refers to Allah, the Muslim god, and Dios is the Christian god. Do Mexicans want to cover their bases and get a double blessing, or maybe they can’t make up their minds? ¿Qué pasó con los dos dioses? —White Paddy…

The Colonel Gets Fried

It’s a different city now. Fundamentally. Here’s why. Last weekend the city secretary ruled that a citizens group had met the legal test for calling a referendum on building a major high-speed, limited-access toll road through the proposed river park downtown. But don’t get all lost in that. You’ll hear…