Six Things We’d Like to See Artisanal Versions of in Dallas

In Dallas, there’s not a lot that hasn’t been artisanal-ed already. We’ve got artisanal dog biscuits, artisanal popcorn, artisanal toast, artisanal vapes and we’ve even got a bunch of artisanal chicks bitching at each other every Monday night. But, we still have a few things in this town that could be way…

Vintage Schutze: Go Away, Dixieland

Editor’s note: Jim Schutze will be back in action next week. In the meantime, we’re reaching into the archives for some columns of his that deserve another look. Today’s was originally in July 1999, which given this week’s news out of South Carolina, isn’t as long ago as it sounds…

Vintage Schutze: Nativism Always Loses

Editor’s note: Jim Schutze is taking some well-earned time off, so we’re digging into the archives to bring you some of his hits. This one, from August 2013 is about Farmers Branch’s ultimately failed effort to outlaw undocumented immigrants and seems particularly ripe for a revisit. Schutze writes: “In the…

Don’t Fire the City Manager. Set City Hall on Fire.

What am I supposed to feel here? Grief? Wrath? A strong desire to go fishing? I wish I could remember my Greek mythology better. What was that guy’s name? Sissy Fuss? Last week the Dallas City auditor gave a committee of the City Council a deeply depressing analysis of how…

Forget Artisanal Toast — Artisan Vaping Is a Thing

By now, you’ve heard about the artisanal toast trend that is taking Dallas by toast storm — and by “by storm,” I mean making everyone on Facebook raise their artisanal toast-hating pitchforks. But there’s more: There’s Artisan Vapor. I drove past their store yesterday, and I really feel like the whole “artisanal…

CultureMap’s 10 Best Dallas Chefs List Is Missing Some Big Names

CultureMap recently published a blog post entitled, “Meet the 10 best Dallas chefs defining good taste.” The list is an announcement of their nominees for Dallas Chef of the Year for the Tastemakers Awards, an annual event that intends to “shine a spotlight on the people making the city’s restaurant…

5 Things We Learned From Post Malone’s August 26 Mixtape

Post Malone’s first mixtape has been a long-time coming. It’s hard to believe, but after everything the Grapevine native has accomplished since his song, “White Iverson”, went viral early in 2015 — working with Kanye West, touring with Fetty Wap and Justin Bieber, and making stops at festivals like Coachella —…

Leslie Brenner Stripped Lucia of a Star — But Does It Matter?

Yesterday, The Dallas Morning News’ GuideLive posted a link to a new Leslie Brenner review of Lucia to their Facebook page with the following words: “Dallas now has just two 5-star restaurants.” In the review, Brenner gushes over and over about how much she adores Lucia, then notes that several dishes were…

Merle Haggard Set an Impossibly High Standard for Country Music

There are so many reasons to admire Merle Haggard and so few words to describe them. The country music legend, who passed away Wednesday on his 79th birthday, was the working man’s hero, a scrappy, rough and tumble boy done good. An unmatchable songwriter, Haggard released 71 singles and penned…