TCU = BCS. WTF?!

Don’t look now, but there’s finally a legit BCS buster. And, even more surprising, the team is right here in our own backyard. Are you ready for TCU in the BCS? For years Gary Patterson’s Horned Frogs have been a power, but just not quite strong enough to win the game that…

Damm Cancer

Hate to bring the room down in the wake of Cowboys 20, Eagles 16, but I’m sitting here crying. Tears streaming down my face. Off my cheeks. Onto my keyboard. I shit you not. A year ago I was introduced to one of the bravest, most courageous men I’ve ever…

Whitt’s End: 11.6.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Haven’t received a return call all week from Greg Williams, which is weird if not troubling. Something’s up. Maybe he’s merely at his vacation condo in Colorado and temporarily out of…

A Moment of Silence …

Every once in a while – unfortunately – we’re reminded that sports is just a toy-box diversion. And that life, it ain’t fair at all. Our own soldiers killed on our own soil, by one of our own…

Help! Those Mexicans Are Laughing at Me.

Dear Mexican: Why do beaners or gabachos deliberately try to ignore white people and act like they’re not there, or when you’re walking by, the lady beaners laugh so hard with a repulsive fake laugh that makes you want to just punch them? Not only I have noticed this, but…

Whitt’s End: 10.30.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I take absolutely no very little joy in D Magazine’s Inside Corner sports blog going belly up any second now. Evan Grant is a solid baseball Xs and Os writer and…

Boo! How I Survived Dallas’ Best Haunted House

I love fear. It motivates. It alters perspective. It seperates the haves from the have nots. It friggin’ makes you feel alive. Naturally, when I’m not watching Paranormal Activity and I want to be skeered – Haunted House. For my money – $20 to be exact – the best spook…

Women in Sports: Athletes or Accessories?

Watching a win? Or ogling some skin?​My column in this week’s dead tree version of The Sportatorium (better known as the Dallas Observer) delves into chicks in sports. Specifically, the Dallas Desire of the Lingerie Football League. Generally, why do we watch? Is it because Maria Sharapova is really good…

Why Can’t Mexicans And Salvadorans Just Get Along?

Dear Mexican: For most of my life I was oblivious to the hate that Mexicans have for Salvadorans. I became aware of it when I made the huge mistake of marrying a Salvi. Once I became engaged to my Salvi girlfriend or whenever I would tell any Mexican that I…

Whitt’s End: 10.23.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Last night I got a foot massage. By a guy. And thoroughly enjoyed it. Now, now. Settle down. It’s not what you think. Friend of mine tells me of a place where…

Why Would Mexican Girls Want to Fail High School?

Dear Mexican: As a teacher, we’ve been exhorted to expand our efforts in closing the achievement gap between majority and minority students (read: Anglos and Mexicans). I teach all of my students in the best ways that I can determine for each individual student, within the constraints of a classroom…

Dallas’ Best Football Team is Also its Best-Looking

Gonna spend my Friday night ogling two of my favorites: Football ‘n Females. Been meaning to catch a Dallas Desire game this season, but lo and behold they only play two home games. The last one is Friday at 9 p.m. against the Los Angeles Temptation at Grand Prairie’s QuickTrip…

Whitt’s End: 10.16.09

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *According to my very unscientific research conducted on this very blog over the last two years, the most sensitive, whiny, irrational folks on Earth are: 1. Ticket P1s; 2. Right-wing Republicans;…