Whitt’s End: 7.2.10

[jump] *Keep an eye on SMU football. Something’s not right. I know head coach June Jones supposedly signed a lucrative contract extension last November, but he can’t be happy at all by these players being dismissed from his team and recruits not being accepted into school because of SMU’s ridiculously…

Picking Up the Mexican Man’s Burden.

Dear Readers: The Arizona pendejas have emboldened hundreds of Know Nothings in the past week to boast to the Mexican that they’re not racist if they support SB 1070 because, according to them, they believe in the law, and they have no problems with immigrants as long as they’re legal…

Whitt’s End: 6.25.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Don’t understand why some folks around here can’t stand Mark Cuban. And that includes you, Ross Perot Jr. In Thursday night’s NBA Draft the Dallas Mavericks owner wrote a check for…

Why Do Mexicans Hate American Soccer More Than Most Americans?

Dear Mexican: Why do the Mexicans HATE American soccer and HATE (bolded, underlined and italicized) Landon Donovan? —Uncle Sam’s Army Brat Dear Gabacho: Because Mexicans hate Americans—DUH! Geez, this is the literary equivalent of taking a penalty kick at this year’s FIFA World Cup with no goaltender—but I also want…

Whitt’s End: 6.18.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Watching Thursday night’s NBA Finals Game 7, it struck me just how far your Dallas Mavericks are from a championship. Lakers 83, Celtics 79 was a rugged, violent scrum on every possession…

Why Do Some Mexican-Americans Join the Minutemen?

Dear Mexican: I’m a civil rights lawyer. I sue the San Diego Minutemen. Whenever the Minutemen are accused of being racist, they always say something like, “I’m part Hispanic,” or they’ll note that some of their members are Mexican. This last claim is actually true. Some of the most zealous Minutemen are…

TCU = CWS. Chalk One Up for the Little Guys

Delicious development over the weekend as TCU’s baseball team took two of three from Texas in Austin to earn its first ever trip to the College World Series. The Horned Frogs begin play in Omaha, Nebraska Saturday at 1 p.m. against Fresno State. TCU has a legit shot because of, if…

Whitt’s End: 6.11.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *The Southwest Conference lived to be 80. The Big 12 won’t see its 17th birthday. Favorite part of the squabble is Texas A&M threatening to go to the Southeastern Conference without…

Talkin’ Shit About the Calatrava Bridge

D has posted an item on its blog, FrontBurner, reporting that I traveled by kayak out to the Calatrava bridge site and defecated on the bridge to show my disapproval. The item, written by D Major Domo Tim Rogers, was satirical and not meant to be taken seriously. But a…

What’s the Role of Penises in Mexican Insults?

Dear Mexican: I worked a summer job during college in southern Arizona during the late 1960s, where most of my coworkers were Mexicans from the state of Sonora. Their favorite expression when something was broken was no vale verga, literally “not worth dick” but actually meaning “totally fucked up.” What…

Whitt’s End: 6.4.10

Whether you’re at the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Thing that jumped out at me about Thursday night’s Game 1 of the NBA Finals was how physical it was. The scrapping for loose balls. The intensity of picks. Just running through…

How Can Immigrant Students Score Fake Residency Papers?

I work at a high school where there are a significant number of students without papers. Two students (one from Mexico, the other from Paraguay) who I had worked with for four years graduated last June, and they are now attending community college. They have both read your books. My…