Whitt’s End: 7.29.11

Whether you’ve reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *I know one practice doesn’t make a career and, as Bill Parcells says, let’s hold off on shipping that bust to Canton, but Cowboys’ first-round draft pick Tyron Smith looks like a…

How do Mennonites cut the cheese in Mexico?

Dear Mexican: A few years ago, my girlfriend and I visited the beautiful city of Merida in the Yucatan. We were surprised to see a sentence in our guidebook warning us to be on the lookout for Mennonites peddling queso in the mercado. Sure enough, we bumped into a bearded,…

Picking Apart The Dallas Morning News‘ Smug Sense of Its Own Virtue

Quite a bit of chest-puffing harrumphing holier-than-thou going on over at The Dallas Morning News editorial page today, with a self-congratulatory ditty about that dirty Rupert Murdoch, about those nasty dirty Brit tabloids and about how happy the News is with itself for being … well … you know …..

Meet Photographer Scotty Mankoff

Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we meet the people in the local music scene that you don’t see on stages. Scotty Mankoff can be a bit menacing to witness at a live music show, with his hulking frame draped in black clothing, a flowing, curly mane of long dark…

Whitt’s End: 7.22.11

Whether you’ve reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt’s End: *Dear NFL owners, you’re a slimy lot. Signed, Everyone. Basically on Thursday the owners ratified a proposal, not an agreement. They made a deal with themselves. Then — with darting eyes…

There Is Never A Good Excuse For Bad Guacamole

Earlier this week I mentioned a few Tex-Mex joints that are serving up some pretty sub-par guac. Ever ready to jump into the fray, a few Aters chimed in, saying I’d simply gone to the wrong restaurants. But the thing is, there’s no excuse for bad guacamole. Ever. If you…

Is the Term “Mexican” Becoming Extinct?

Dear Ask a Wetback: You and your fellow law-breaking wetbacks don’t like Arizona’s SB 1070? Too damn bad. Trot back to Make Sick o and protest there, see where it gets you. If you’d work half as hard cleaning up your dump nation as you do sneaking in here, your…

John Wiley Price and the Broken Bail Bond Board

If the ongoing FBI corruption probe is based on things that have gone wrong with county government, the feds may be in trouble. Really bad things happen at the county on really good days. If you walk into county offices and it looks like the entire psych ward has escaped…

Plate Hate: Why Is There a Forest In My Drink?

Leslie Brenner’s new Best of Guide touts Dallas’ top cocktails, complete with a swanky photo spread. One of the shots mirrors an experience I’ve had enough of. A high ball glass filled with glistening ice and dotted with kumquat slices is topped with not just a sprig of lavender, but…

Sorry, Guys, But Mortgage Subsidies Aren’t the Answer in Southern Dallas

Interesting blow-black — so muted you might call it whisper-back — to recent stories and an op-ed piece in The Dallas Morning News extolling so-called economic progress in Southern Dallas. One instance is on the paper’s op-ed page today, a column from respected Southern Dallas blogger-journalist Shawn Williams, who echoes…