Why, Ron Washington? Why?!?!

​I like Ron Washington. Really do. It’s just that I … Hey, if this feels/sounds like deja vu all over again it’s because it is. Bottom line: I honestly don’t think the Texas Rangers’ manager is good enough to go with his gut instincts. I’m a quirky, color-outside-the-lines guy, but in…

Hey, HP Byron Nelson Classic, I Got An Idea

With Phil Mickelson out and Tiger Woods out and golf pretty much dead, this year’s HP Byron Nelson Classic in Irving May 20-23 will be much ado about nothing The Pavilion. What’s new, right? That could change, if the dudes in red pants would think outside their yellow-roped box and give an exemption…

Carpenter for Barron: One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s … Trash?

The Dallas Cowboys finally admitted Monday what we’ve all known for years: Bobby Carpenter is a blonde bust. Drafted 18th overall in 2006 before stars like Antonio Cromartie and Joseph Addai (thank you, Bill Parcells), Carpenter never carved a niche in Dallas. Too slow to play outside in the 3-4. Too finesse…

Mark Cuban d. Ross Perot Jr. 6-2, 6-1, 6-0

During his 1996 introductory press conference at Reunion Arena in which he bought the Dallas Mavericks from founding father Don Carter, Ross Perot Jr. offered a simple, serious question: “How many players are on the court?” And that, my friends, is all you need to know about the man trying to…

Texas Rangers: Less Fireworks, More Fun?

And now, for two facts that have never ever gone together in the past: 1. The Texas Rangers are 10th in the American League (out of 14 teams) in home runs. 2. The Texas Rangers have a winning record. I know. Weird. When the Rangers beat the woeful Kansas City…

The Dallas Mavericks Lift Our Hopes Only To Break Our Hearts. Again.

In the maddening moments after yet another premature evacuation by the Dallas Mavericks, I know what you were thinking: Blow it up! Trade Dirk Nowitzki. Cut Jason Kidd. Fire Rick Carlisle. Ball-gag Bob Ortegel. Hang Mark Cuban. Change everything! I know, because I temporarily echoed those sentiments in the knee-jerk…

Dallas Mavericks: Where Do We Go Now?

I was really excited – re-invested, as it were – in the Dallas Mavericks and this year’s NBA Playoffs. The team was poised. The games are fun. The conversations about the games are entertaining. The city is empowered by the wins and somehow galvanized by the losses. But, alas, the…

GAME 6: Spurs 97, Mavs 87. My Top 10 Observations.

10. The Mavericks are now the only NBA team to lose in the first round of the playoffs as a No. 1 and No. 2 seed. Granted the four-time champion Spurs aren’t your pedestrian No. 7 seed, but it’s still an ugly epitaph to have etched on your tombstone. 9…

Tiger Woods Shoots 120. How Many For You?

Wilt Chamberlain infamously said he slept with 20,000 women. More recently, Winston Bennett claimed a rate of three girls per day. And now – according to the National Enquirer – Tiger Woods is said to have confessed to sleeping with 120 women during his five-year marriage to wife Elin. Once upon…

Hey Dez Bryant: Yo Momma Wears Army Boots!

Mike Ditka says someone ought to “whack him in the head.” National Football League Players Association Executive Director DeMaurice Smith says teams cannot have the free reign to bring personal insult during interviews. And, indeed, Miami Dolphins’ general manager Jeff Ireland has apologized for asking new Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant if…

Mavs-Spurs Game 6 Irrationally Optimistic Game 6 Preview

Dallas Mavericks’ guard Jason Terry is guaranteeing a victory in tonight’s Game 6 against the Spurs in San Antonio, which would force a dramatic Game 7 Saturday at American Airlines Center. “No question. We’re coming back,” Terry said. “We have to. It’s our mission. Our job is to go down…