The ALDS Game Five in Four Minutes

This morning, via the social network, a Friend of Unfair Park was kind enough to shoot me a video made by Mark Cizdziel, who spent seven hours yesterday whittling down Rangers-Rays Game Five into quite the pro-looking highlight reel. It’s pre-, post- and in-game audio and video cobbled together from…

2010 NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 5

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback ratings. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings — if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here — the…

Reason No. 2,294 Why We Love Eric Nadel

Late last night, Jamey Newberg was kind enough to send this sports highlight from the Texas Rangers’ first-ever post-season series triumph: Ford C. Frick finalist Eric Nadel’s final-out call, an homage to the late, great Mark Holtz. It’s below, courtesy Mike Disen of KRLD. Stop it, sports tears. Stop it…

Dallas Cowboys’ 2009 Draft Class = The Really Dirty Dozen

At the time – April 30, 2009 – I called the Dallas Cowboys’ draft class of 2009 a “dirty dozen.” And, no, it was a compliment. Fast-forward to today and, unfortunately, it’s uglier than ever. Making room on the roster for a tight end in light of another injury to…

Rangers Win! Hicks Loses!

TexasRangers.com​As last night’s Game Five wore on, the damnedest thing began to happen: My neighborhood, in Northwest Dallas, began echoing with mighty, mighty shouts of joy. A few friends reported the same thing in other parts of town — you didn’t even need to have the Rangers-Rays game on to…

GAME 5 – Rangers 5, Rays 1: My Top 10 Observations

10. Antlers > Rays. Ironic that the Rangers – who for years and decades floundered playing feast-or-famine baseball founded on the home run – scored their first three runs via speed. Think about it, the Rangers small-balled, manufactured and ran their way to the American League Championship Series. Yes, Texas,…

Do-or-Die in Dallas: How Our Teams Fare in Elimination Games

To the Texas Rangers, tonight’s do-or-die game is unprecedented, uncharted territory. But as metroplex sports fans, we’re accustomed to these elimination scenarios. And, you know what? We’re pretty damn good at them. While the Rangers take their pathetic 3-11 playoff pedigree into tonight’s decisive Game 5 against the Tampa Bay Rays,…

At Least One Cowboys’ Problem Is Fixed: Felix the Phat

Looks like about 3.5 times more of you – 885,000 homes to 250,000 homes – watched the Dallas Cowboys over the Texas Rangers on Sunday, so let’s not shun football today. Though Leonard Davis is admitting he sucks and Martellus Bennett is hurt and the Cowboys are 1-3 and old…

Rangers-Rays: GAME 5 Preview

History isn’t on the Rangers’ side. But everything else is. When the Texas Rangers face the Tampa Bay Rays tonight at 7:07 at Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, they’ll do so knowing they’ve never won a playoff series and that no 5-game baseball series has ever been decided via five wins…

The “Breathtaking Arrogance” of Tom Hicks

George Gillett, left, and Tom Hicks​It’s déjà vu all over again this morning in the U.K.: On the one side of the courtroom are attorneys repping the creditors trying to force the sale of a sports team owned by Tom Hicks; on the other side are Hicks’s attorneys. So perhaps…

Tom Hicks Loses Round One In UK Legal Battle

There, on the High Court of Justice Chancery Division’s to-do list tomorrow, is one of two U.K. cases in which locals will keep a close eye: Royal Bank of Scotland PLC v Hicks & Others. As in: Tom Hicks, from whom the Royal Bank of Scotland wants the money owed…

Why Are We Harder on Tony Romo than Josh Hamilton?

In the aftermath of a stinging season-ending loss in Philadelphia in 2008, Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo shrugged his shoulders and infamously offered: “If this is the worst thing that ever happens to me, well, then I will have had a pretty good life.” In the wake of a stinging…

Titans 34, Cowboys 27: My Top 10 Observations

10. No two ways around it, your Dallas Cowboys are not a good football team. They are a collection of talented football players. But together they are not a good team. In linebacker Keith Brooking’s words, “We play really stupid football at crucial times in the game.” 9. Tony Romo was…

GAME 4 – Rays 5, Rangers 2: My Top 10 Observations

10. After a wasted weekend in Arlington we know this: Derek Holland isn’t ready to be a playoff pitcher. Saturday he allowed a single and a walk to ignite Tampa’s game-tying rally and in today’s Game 4 loss he served up a two-run homer to Evan Longoria that broke the…

GAME 3 – Rays 6, Rangers 3: My Top 10 Observations

​ 10. ‘Twas an occurrence about as rare as Halley’s Comet this afternoon out here at Rangers Ballpark. In the Rangers’ 39-year history they’ve played 3,092 home games in Arlington. Game 3 was only the fifth playoff contest. Texas is 0-5 all-time in home playoff games. 9. In the owner’s box: Nolan Ryan,…

Colby Lewis: Another One of JD’s Genius Moves

Back on July 11, I spent a couple innings with Texas Rangers general manager Jon Daniels inside a luxury suite at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington as the team finished a lousy four-game series with the Baltimore Orioles. His team would lose that day and limped into the All-Star break after…

GAME 2 – Rangers 6, Rays 0: My Top 10 Observations

10. I know the Rangers banged two more homers and generally roped the ball around the park, but I think Josh Hamilton set the tenor with his back-to-back superb catches — one diving — in the second inning. 9. As expected, Tampa starter James Shields was, well, James Shields. In…