Cowboys Poised to Land a Coach with Six Super Bowl Rings

On December 16, 1989 the Dallas Cowboys were — according to their head coach, Jimmy Johnson — a laughably weak team. After watching his offensive line and running backs fail to score four times from the 1-yard line late in an ugly 15-0 loss to the New York Giants in…

Mavs Win 10th Consecutive Game, Fail to Impress the Masses

It’s not often I stay up late to watch a duel between J.J. Barea and Samuel Dalembert, but last night’s 102-100 victory by the Dallas Mavericks over the Sacramento Kings was special. It kicked off the Bob Ortegel-less era with a win. And was the Mavs’ 10th consecutive victory. To which…

Dallas Mavericks: Out With the Old (Bob), In With the New (Beaubois)

Coming: Roddy Beaubois. Going: Bob Ortegel. While the Dallas Mavericks got a familiar face back at practice yesterday via their athletic French guard, they also said goodbye to the only TV analyst we’ve heard over the last 23 years. Beaubois, who broke his foot in August and hasn’t played this season,…

Michael Young Wants Out and I Don’t Blame Him

​He’s been the face of the franchise for a decade, the team spokesman who was left to explain a lot of  horrible Texas Rangers baseball. He’s been a batting champ, an All-Star Game MVP and a Gold Glove fielder with a sparkling image. He’s moved from second to short to…

Whew! Mavs Escape Cavs. Barely.

I covered the Dallas Mavericks in the early 1990s when they won 11 and 13 games in back-to-back seasons. It wasn’t fun. For anyone. In ’93 the Mav-wrecks lost 20 consecutive games, so I can imagine the despair these days with the Cleveland Cavaliers. In the wake of losing LeBron…

Look, Man, Jerry Jones Is Really, Really Sorry

No doubt you’re well aware of the snafus that threatened to turn the most-watch-anything-ever Super Bowl XLV into The Game That Made a 9-Year-Old Boy Cry when he and his father were among the 1,200 denied access to those temporary bleachers that weren’t. And maybe you noticed: After being everywhere…

Super Bowl XLV Commercials: The Good, The Bad and the Bootyful

At a record $3 million for 30 seconds, seemed like most of the Super Bowl XLV ads were cars and movies and Fox promos. As I watched a run-of-the-mill On The Border commercial, I had to wonder if those folks really see $3 million in increased chips ‘n hot sauce ‘n margaritas…

Packers 31, Steelers 25: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Can’t believe I just watched Troy Polamalu play like Alan Ball. And James Harrison like Anthony Spencer. I know Harrison had a sack, but for the most part those playmakers were non-factors. 9. Biggest play of the game was Rashard Mendenhall’s fumble at Green Bay’s 36 on the first play…

This Is A Serious Situation…

In case you were wondering, yes, that is the Situation. Richie forwards this photo along from his broadcast table at Radio Row, where he no doubt was comparing abs. Why are we gazing upon the Situation? Well, he’s in town for a “Super Super Weekend Kickoff Party” which began at…

How Much Do Packers Like Highland Park?

The Green Bay Packers were supposed to practice at SMU. Yeah, not so much. Instead, they wound up using the Highland Park Scots’ relatively new indoor practice facility, which, from the looks of this glowing press pack, is worth every penny of the $4.5 million spent. From The Packers’ Official…

Come for the Super Bowl. Stay for the Skiing.

Seven hours later and … impressive. Unless you’re, say, Sports Guy Bill Simmons, who shoots up this virtual flare: “20 degrees and snowing in Dallas. We need more sand on the streets!!! MORE SAND!” Salt too. Though one must admire my old friend — and Super Bowl XLV North Texas…

National Signing Day is the Biggest Waste of Time in Sports

In 1989 Dallas Carter High School stud Derric Evans signed his letter of intent to play college football at the University of Tennessee. While in a hot tub. That’s the day I lost interest in National Signing Day. It’s all hoopla and hype and rarely does a four-year college football…

Super Bowl XLV Aces & Angels Party: My Top 10 Observer-ations

10. Never really listened to Little Texas before last night’s bash at Fair Park’s Centennial Hall, but they do a pretty good rendition of KISS’s “Detroit Rock City.” Even Master of Ceremonies Gene Simmons was bobbing his head. 9. This just in: Nothing goes better with a cold shot of…