Wait, the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Did Lose, Right?

Just looked up on TV to see the CBS trumpets proudly announcing that tonight on David Letterman the guests will be … Abby Wambach and Hope Solo. Wow, this is going to be tense. Because surely Letterman will ask the obvious question, right: “How did you girls choke away a…

Good News: The Lockout’s Almost Over. Bad News: So Are Two-a-Days.

I’ll never forget the image. It was 2009 and your Cowboys were holding their afternoon training camp practice at San Antonio’s Alamodome. In shorts. The pace and feel of coach Wade Phillips’ camp mimicked that of a leisurely picnic kicking off a weekend 10-year high school reunion. Lots of back-slapping. Lots of story-telling…

Nolan Ryan Hospitalized in Houston with Heart Problems. Yikes.

From the Rangers: Nolan Ryan was hospitalized in Houston after experiencing discomfort early Sunday morning at his home in Georgetown, Texas. Mr. Ryan will undergo tests on Monday for what is believed to be a recurrence of the heart condition which he has previously experienced. Mr. Ryan is resting comfortably and…

Sad Sports Sunday For Your Good Ol’ Red, White and Boo

Woke up rooting for America Sunday morning. Phil Mickelson made a charge, Dustin Johnson was in the hunt and it looked like a U.S. golfer would steal the Claret Jug at the British Open. I was rooting for America after lunch, too. Abby Wambach scored late and it looked like…

Rangers Partying Like it’s, well, June 2010

Your Rangers have done what good, potentially great teams do: Beat shitty opponents. When the Rangers begin their series in Anaheim against the second-place Angels Tuesday night, it will be their first opponent with a winning record in a month. Amazing. Since playing the Braves in Atlanta on June 19, the Rangers’ last 23…

Rangers Building Momentum For Second Half, and the Future

The Rangers start their post-break schedule tonight in Seattle. Despite a seven-game winning streak, baseball’s sixth-best record and a one-game lead in the AL West, president Nolan Ryan sounds none too satisfied. “It concerns me,” Ryan told ESPN when asked to assess the state of the Rangers at the break…

Michael Irvin Runs His Out Route

Drew Pearson just must be doing something newsy today, right? The other receivers to wear No. 88 for the Cowboys are certainly holding up their end of the bizarre bargain. Dez Bryant stiffs a memorabilia show in Jersey and now Michael Irvin appears on the cover of Out magazine defending and…

Dez Bryant Stands Up New Jersey Memorabilia Show

It was already a bad week for Dez Bryant, after former mentor Deion Sanders reiterated that he is severing ties with the firebrand Cowboys receiver. Now Bryant is on the verge of more legal trouble after standing up a New Jersey memorabilia show. According to organizers of the Collectors Showcase…

Going, Going … Yawn. How to Fix Baseball’s Broken All-Star Gala.

Not appearing tonight at baseball’s All-Star Game: Derek Jeter, Jose Reyes, Felix Hernandez, Justin Verlander, C.C. Sabathia, David Price and Albert Pujols.Injuries can’t be helped, but the mid-summer classic needs to be fixed. From last night’s boring home run derby to tonight’s exhibition, which will inexplicably determine home-field advantage in…

American Women: Fun to Watch Running Around in Soccer Shorts

You know what I think of women’s sports. Why watch them when you can see men run faster, jump higher or hit the ball longer? And you know what I think of soccer. A potentially entertaining game is ruined by archaic offsides rules, ridiculous fake injuries and the worst officiating of…

Triumph Over Tragedy: Rangers Roll Into All-Star Break

Thursday: The lowest point in the history of Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Sunday: The high point of Texas’ baseball season. Was sitting at a blackjack table in Las Vegas when I looked up and saw Nolan Ryan in front of a microphone on TV. As the closed caption scrolled “Josh is…

The Tragic Accident at the Ballpark Last Night

ryan=”” reacts=”” to=”” fan=”” s=”” death=”” width=”560″ height=”420>At 10:02 last night, an email from the Texas Rangers arrived in the in-box bearing the subject heading “Statement From Texas Rangers CEO and President Nolan Ryan.” This is what it said: The adult male who during tonight’s game fell approximately 20 feet…

Are You Ready For Some (College) Football?!

In 65 days there will be football at Cowboys Stadium. And it will be before a sold-out crowd. NFL lockout be damned, LSU and Oregon will play in the Cowboys Classic Sept. 3. With 80,000 tickets already sold, standing-room only seats could go on sale as early as next week. Without the NFL,…