The Five Best High School Football Stadiums in DFW

Saying that high school football is big in Texas will elicit a lot of “duh” looks. In fact, if you look in a mirror right now, you’ll probably see what we’re talking about. But there’s no harm in restating the obvious: Friday nights are meant to be spent under stadium…

Deja Vu All Over Again: The Cowboys Are Back!

Unfair Park certainly hopes it isn’t a mirage, that the Titans, Rams and Saints aren’t just bad. We really want to believe that the Cowboys victories the last three weeks are a sign of positive things to come. But we’ve been down this road before. We’ve had our expectations soar,…

A Eulogy for the 2014 Texas Rangers

The signs were there on opening day. Tanner Scheppers, the Rangers’ starting pitcher, was making his first major league start, not because he’d stated a case that he deserved to start the first game of the season, but because of injury. The bullpen, similarly beset by injuries, would melt down…

Whom the Rangers Should Hire to Replace Ron Washington

Unfair Park has no concrete information as to whom the Rangers are going to hire to replace Ron Washington, who resigned abruptly Friday afternoon. If we had to guess, we’d say the club is likely to hire an internal candidate. Former Rangers third baseman Steve Buechele currently manages the team’s…

Ron Washington Just Quit the Rangers

Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington has resigned from the club to deal with an undisclosed personal matter, effective immediately. Bench coach Tim Bogar has been appointed interim manager for the rest of the season. The team has scheduled a press conference for 3:30 at which co-chairmen Ray Davis and Bob…

The Rangers Even Suck at Sucking

Behind a seven-inning, two-run start from Nick Tepesch and a two-run ninth inning, walkoff rally capped off by Adam Rosales’ game-winning RBI single over a drawn-in infield, the Rangers knocked off the Angels yesterday, ending a four-game losing streak overall and a nine-game skid against the Halos. It was yet…

Photos of Jerry Jones Mid-Grope Are Not the Best Part of the Story

Earlier this morning, a series of photos hit Deadspin ostensibly showing Cowboys’ owner Jerry Jones engaged in various stages of sexually suggestive conduct with two unidentified women. In its initial post, Deadspin asked for help finding the photos’ provenance. The apparent story behind the photos, posted a few hours later…

Dallas’ Sports Teams Are Staffed By Idiots

Ahh, the post All-Star Break, post World Cup, post LeBron, post everything doldrums. The Wednesday and Thursday after the Midsummer Classic have been proven — by science! — to be, along with Christmas Eve, the deadest days on the American sports calender. Clearly, local athletes are just as bored as…

Joey Gallo Is Here to Give Us Hope

The Rangers lost again yesterday. It’s the eighth defeat in a row and 22nd out of 25 for a franchise that’s won at least 90 games in each of the past four seasons. It was the latest lowlight in series that’s been — Yu Darvish and Adrian Beltre excepted –…