It’s Snowing! In Unrelated News, the BCS Sucks!!

Drove to work this morning and – swear – it was is snowing like a mutha. Can’t confirm that a frost warning has been issued in Hades, but seems like as good a day as any to try and fix the broken, busted, bad BCS. My Observer bloggin’ buddy Dave Faries…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 12

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

BREAKING NEWS: Roger Staubach to Tony Romo: Perception – Duh – is Reality

What happens in Vegas … shouldn’t happen during the stretch drive of the playoffs. That’s not some dorky sportswriter talking. That’s the gold-standard opinion of a guy possessing two Super Bowl rings, a bust in Canton and the best reputation of any athlete to ever play in Dallas-Fort Worth. Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo jets…

Your Dallas Cowboys: 50 Great Years. Er, Seasons. WTF?

Okay, I’m confused. No, even more than usual. I suck at math. I’m the guy who – when trying to figure out how many years it’s taken the Texas Rangers to win their one playoff game – has to use fingers, toes and those rudamentary IIII IIII marks. My abacus tells me…

June Jones: What Pony Express?

My folks have gone to most every single SMU home game this year, and they’re all ready to pony up for 2010 season tickets following this evening’s 26-21 win over Tulane. Big Hersch, who enjoyed the extra legroom during this less-than-sold-out Saturday, is a Mustang Class o’ 66; his good…

Wowboys 24, ‘Fraiders 7: My Top 10 Observations

10. A win? Meh. Stats schmatts. Turkey? Whatever. Not to name drop or pound my chest or launch a pre-emptive-strike excuse for whatever distracted drivel may follow, but the highlight of a certain dorky sportswriter/radio host’s Thanksgiving occured when an immaculate blonde went out of her way to meet him and even admit to…

BREAKING NEWS: Cowboys Stadium Has a Flag!

I’m out at Cowboys Stadium for my show with Newy Sruggs on 105.3 The Fan, followed by the pre-game show from Noon-3 p.m. with Jagger and Larry Brown. Took this pic a minute ago. It’s a bird! It’s a plane!! Nope, it’s an American flag!!!…

Happy Thanksgiving!

In between turkey, dressing and indigestion, take a second today to be thankful for what you have. Then read my tale of Ray Johnston, and be thankful for what you don’t have…

The Mavericks Give Thanks for the Kid Who Keeps Bouncing Back

Ray Johnston got out of the hospital in Dallas last weekend. Don’t bother with the cards or flowers or well wishes, because he’s gone. Just like that. By the time you read this, Johnston will be back on the road with his band, back planning his next series of motivational…

The Top 10 Most Memorable Cowboys’ Thanksgiving Day Games

The turkey. The dressing. The relatives and the heartburn, neither of which will leave. The red kettle. The grandiose halftime show, this year featuring Daughtry. The – usually anyway – Cowboys’ victory. Ah, Thanksgiving. The elements are similar, but tomorrow will be the first Thanksgiving Day game in Cowboys Stadium. Should…

Jimmy Johnson: Screw Your Thanksgiving!

Well, the former Dallas Cowboys head coach and current Fox NFL analyst didn’t say exactly that this morning with Newy Scruggs and me on 105.3 The Fan. But he did – once and for all, 12th verse – emphatically deny that he’d ever consider returning to the Cowboys. “No, I love…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 11

Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback rating. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings – if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here – the…

Turn Back the Clock, Cowboys Fans. So … Wouldja?

Jason Garrett is clueless. Roy Williams is a bust. Martellus Bennett is a non-factor. Felix Jones has lost a step. Nick Folk has the yips. Marc Colombo is hurt. Ken Hamlin can’t tackle. Anthony Spencer doesn’t have a sack. Dave Campo and Terence Newman had to be seperated on the sidelines. And Bobby Carpenter gets…

The Top 10 Ugliest Wins That Felt Like Losses in the History of Your Dallas Cowboys

The Washington Redskins suck. Furthermore, they were playing without running back Clinton Portis, tight end Chris Cooley, two starting offensive linemen and stud defensive playmaker Albert Haynesworth. That’s what makes yesterday’s 7-6 escape by the Dallas Cowboys so damn fugly. A couple missed field goals by Shaun Suisham. A vintageTony Romo escape-n-create…

Wowboys 7, Deadskins 6: My Top 10 Observations

10. Fine, I’ll say it: Offensive coordinator Jason Garrett is too quick to abandon the pass. I’ll say it, of course, with tongue firmly planted in cheek. After only 11 handoffs to running backs in Green Bay, Dallas was committed to the running game today. The good: 33 rushes for 153…