10. As in, Ten Consecutive Narrow Escapes For Your Dallas Mavericks

Mavericks 108, Bucks 107 last night. Partly thanks to coach Rick Carlisle’s meticulous end-game sets, and sometimes because they’ve just been lucky, the Mavs have won 10 consecutive one-point games. The feat ties the NBA record set by the St. Louis Hawks in 1960. Against the Bucks the Mavs improved…

Terrell Owens Coming Back to Dallas!

Don’t freak out. T.O.’s visit here in a couple weeks isn’t to replace Roy Williams as a Dallas Cowboys’ receiver, but rather to inject his unqiue persona into NBA All-Star Weekend. Owens, a two-time Most Valuable Player of the All-Star Celebrity Game, will be back to further embarrass the wanna-be…

The Best Texas Rangers News You’ve Heard in a Long Time

Don’t remember if the Texas Rangers have ever had an owner with as grand of a vision as Chuck Greenberg. Have no idea if it will help them pitch, hit or finish better. But, regardless, it’s nice to hear an owner recognize where he is and what his should strive…

With Your Dallas Cowboys, How High is High Enough?

Wade Phillips is back. Miles Austin will be (fingers crossed) back. The Dallas Cowboys will enter the 2010 season with momentum, eight Pro Bowl players and high expectations. But how high? This year they won a division title and their first playoff game in 13 years. Next year … …

Beware Promises of Super Bowl XLV Tix

I know you know better, still …This morning, a good Friend of Unfair Park forwarded along an e-mail he received from a rather legit-looking company based up north promising that it can take care of all your ticketing and hotel needs for the Super Bowl when it comes to Cowboys…

Colts, Saints to Super Bowl XLIV: My Top 10 Observations

10. Pierre Garcon > Roy Williams. Cool that he and his AFC Championship Game-record 11 catches are from Haiti. But what’s with the cocky little tail under the C in his last name? 9. Any old French garson > Roy Williams. 8. Is it just me, or does CBS analyst…

A Poignant Farewell to Bobby Bragan

Anyone who loves baseball ’round these parts knows the name Bobby Bragan — his association with the Fort Worth Cats alone (in the late ’40s and early ’50s, then again in ’05) was enough to make him legend, not to mention his years playing and managing in the big leagues…

2009 Cowboys in Review: My 10 Fave Plays

I’m generally considered a pissy guy with a half-glass-empty view of the world around attacking me. But there are times when I can be joyfully hopeful. The Cowboys’ season ended with a resounding 34-3 thud, but there were plenty of warm-n-fuzzy moments to keep us both satisfied about ’09 and…

Dallas is in the Super Bowl! Okay, How About AT the Super Bowl?

The Cowboys won’t be in Miami for Super Bowl XLIV February 7, but Dallas will be represented all over South Beach in the form of the latest and greatest in safe, sassy transportation – VAULT. I saw this thing – it’s like a giant combo limousine/Hummer/armored truck – pull up to a…

Dallas Mavericks at the Halfway Point: Good! Great?

When we last left your Dallas Mavericks – this is Cowboys’ country, right? – they were opening the NBA season with a humbling 11-point loss to the Washington Wizards. Tonight they travel to D.C. for … revenge? Naw, just to open the second half of the season. In between wars with…

Wade Phillips: Surprise, I’m … Back

Whether you view it the continuation of tangible progression or merely a continuity of mediocrity, Wade Phillips is back as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. A three-year deal is imminent. Simple question …..

Okay, So How Do the Cowboys Get Better?

Though I and some crafty old-timers think it’s a bad move, Wade Philllips will be back as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Yawn. The bar for Cowboys’ football has been lowered further than I expected. Once upon a time this proud franchise – America’s Team, anyone? – measured success…

Hey, it Could be Worse. Dwayne Goodrich Still Sits in Prison.

You think the current Dallas Cowboys are bumming today? Consider the plight of a former player, Dwayne Goodrich. You remember Goodrich. Couple years back he speeds through an accident scene on I-35 and kills two Good Samaritans. Ring a bell? Well, the good news for Goodrich is that in October…

Vikings 34, Cowgirls 3: My Top 10 Observations

10. Does this feel like 1991 to anyone else? An empowering playoff win, followed by an embarrassing blowout playoff road loss, leading to disappointment but not necessarily discouragement? That year it was Detroit, 38-6. This year it is Minnesota, 34-3. In ’92 the Cowboys won the Super Bowl. In ’10 …..