The Texas Rangers are frequently at their very best when real baseball is not being played. Last night’s All-Star Game in Anaheim isn’t “real baseball.” In a sport where nothing much ever changes (I swear some of the Lords of Baseball would just as soon not have bothered getting the…
Now it’s the Texas Rangers owner’s turn to appear on HBO’s Entourage. Who do they call to line that up? Mavericks owner Mark Cuban taped an appearance on the hip hit two weeks ago. Last Sunday night, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones made his slightly-more-than-a-cameo appearance after having taped his work…
The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!! Over at the AAC, that carryover hanging from the ceiling, the archaic Disco Ball, it’s falling, too!! Everyone else is getting better and the Mavs are getting worse and GM Donnie Nelson should go back and coach tie-dyed Team Lithuania and…
At this very moment, Sam is sitting in the parking lot outside the federal courthouse in Fort Worth, where, moments ago, details concerning the auction of Your Texas Rangers were announced. Sam reports that the auction will take place at 9 a.m. on August 4 in Judge Michael Lynn’s courtroom…
At 1:30 this afternoon all those involved in the sale of the Texas Rangers will meet in U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Michael Lynn’s Fort Worth courtroom for an expedited hearing concerning Chuck Greenberg and Nolan Ryan’s lawsuit filed yesterday against Tom Hicks’ Texas Rangers Baseball Partners. But before that: Just this…
Based on a demand for injunctive relief just filed in Fort Worth bankruptcy court, it looks like Chuck Greenberg’s just about had it with Tom Hicks, Hicks Sports Group and the Texas Rangers Baseball Partners. Best I can tell based upon my limited legal experience, most of which comes from…
So tweets New York Post baseball columnist Joel Sherman. To which MSNBC adds this concerning the pick-up of the Seattle Mariners pitcher:There is no report yet as to who those others may be. Given Texas’ financial issues, it’s possible that they could be veterans in salary offsets or it could…
The Texas Rangers could be headed toward their winningest season in franchise history, as they nabbed their 50th win of the season last night and increased their lead to 5 1/2 games over the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in the American League West — the largest division lead in…
In last month’s NBA Draft, 60 players found new homes. In tonight’s made-for-TV special, one player will announce his new team. It’s official: LeBron James is bigger than the NBA. Are you amped about The Decision? You can actually bet on whether or not King James will put on a crown tonight…
Out on Lake Ray Hubbard’s Party Cove last weekend there was a guy on a boat. A big, fat guy. With a goofy hat. And a huge gut. Dancing. Disturbing as it was, the dude had a couple bikini-clad hotties shaking it alongside him. Me and a buddy commenced this debate:…
Let’s don’t talk too loud – might wake them up – but your Texas Rangers are suddenly 5.5 games ahead of the Anaheim Angels in the American League West. Another good start by Colby Lewis, another pivotal hit by Michael Young, another save by Neftali Feliz and, presto, a 4-3 win over…
Once again, the Texas Rangers Baseball Partners Information Site provides us with a wealth of morning must-reads — chief among them, the 12-page objection filed yesterday in Fort Worth bankruptcy court by the Texas Attorney General’s Office and the Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts. Greg Abbott’s objection comes one day…
In 1977, the Texas Rangers employed four managers. In one week. In 1978, pitcher Roger Moret fell into a catatonic trance in front of his locker while holding a shower shoe. In 1979, reliever Jim Kern snatched a book from a newspaper reporter and, in a successful attempt to spoil…
As Texas Rangers third baseman Michael Young and others took the field this afternoon for pre-game stretching, the shocking fall of a 25-year-old firefighter from Corinth from the second deck of Rangers Ballpark was clearly on their minds as they pointed and stared at Section 235 — where Tyler Morris…
While a federal trustee yesterday suggested that the Texas Rangers’ own law firm should be ejected, Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig said – in so many words – what we’ve all been muttering for months: F*&^%$#$@ Tom Hicks! During a conference call with baseball reporters to address next week’s…
Your Dallas Mavericks are pondering an O’Neal, but not that one. Team source told me last night that the Mavs acquiring former Superman center Shaquille O’Neal is “a long longshot,” but that Miami Heat center Jermaine O’Neal is a real possibility. Honestly, neither name gets me too excited. Ten years ago? Maybe…
The Texas Rangers – and the fan who tumbled over the railing and fell 30 feet into a lower deck while chasing a foul ball – were lucky last night at the ballpark in Arlington. As Cleveland Indians manager Manny Acta said, “A fatality could have happened there.” The adult…
It was a far-fetched doomsday scenario. A pointed image intended to conjure just how weird it was going to be around here without Mike Modano. But I never expected it to become, gulp, reality? Mike Modano, Detroit Red Wings? Criiiiiiiiiiinge. On June 22 that was my wild-ass speculation. On July…
Through the years, I’ve attempted to defend Dallas Mavericks’ star Dirk Nowitzki. Praised him in columns. Put him atop underrated lists. The guy has done everything except win a championship. Points. MVPs. Guts. You name it. Now he’s gone an unprecedented step further. Name me another superstar that’s played in our…
While June begat nothing but good news and great play for your Texas Rangers, July so far is about as much fun as a Roman Candle to the belly button. They were thumped by the lowly Cleveland Indians Monday night and have now lost five of seven after that 13-1 stretch. Out of…
After the jump is a press release that just popped up in the Unfair Park in-box courtesy one Kevin Sullivan, ex-Mavs man and Bush man now doing the talking for Chuck Greenberg and Nolan Ryan, who’ll be danged if some auction — which they agreed to for reasons explained below…
Maybe you find Martellus Bennett’s video offensive. Or not. He’s dancing around in a fake beard exclaiming to be Osama Bin Laden and saying “I’m here … making bombs.” If you lost a loved one in 9/11 or in the armed forces overseas in pursuit of Bin Laden and his…
